Dads Say the Dumbest Things

Your mother did tell you about the birds and the bees, didn't she? I wasn't waiting up for you. I was reading the newspaper. The book includes 23 photos of famous TV dads who have raised stupid sayings to an art form.

Author: Bruce Lansky

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ISBN: 9780881661316

Category: Fathers

Page: 99

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Fatherly expressions so dumb, they're funny. Here's the perfect gift for the father who thinks he knows everything -- and the family that has to put up with him. Dads Say the Dumbest Things! contains all of the mindless expressions and advice that fathers offer when they can't think of anything intelligent to say, like these: I'm the boss and what I say goes. Why? Because I say so. Don't ask me, ask your mother. What do you want an allowance for? When I was your age I had to work for my allowance. Didn't we give you lunch money last week? How well do you know this guy who wants to take you to a drive-in movie? Your mother did tell you about the birds and the bees, didn't she? I wasn't waiting up for you. I was reading the newspaper. The book includes 23 photos of famous TV dads who have raised stupid sayings to an art form.

Dads Say the Darndest Things

The "Dads Say the Darndest Things" Journal, with lined pages and funny quotes on the front and back covers, is the perfect gift idea for fathers.

Author: Erin Goodchild

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ISBN: 9781070514017

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Page: 114

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The "Dads Say the Darndest Things" Journal, with lined pages and funny quotes on the front and back covers, is the perfect gift idea for fathers. Please click on the "Take a Look Inside" feature.This blank lined journal can be used as a prayer journal, gratitude journal, meditation journal, daily journal, budget journal, food diary, or diary. Great for writing down favorite or new recipes to try. Perfect for keeping track of to-do lists, grocery lists, goals, milestones, success, poetry, creative ideas, and self-care action plan. Reflect on life and relieve stress. This writing journal is the perfect gift idea for birthdays, holidays, Christmas, Kwanzaa, Hanukkah, or Valentine's Day. 6 x 9 paperback 110 pages (55 sheets) Beautiful matte cover Perfect for gift-giving!

Weekly World News

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things to the kids would want to be a forest ranger! • You'll never beat your father
in a million years! • Can't you practice the drums quietly? • I don't subscribe to ...

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Southern Dads Say the Darndest Things

The "Southern Dads Say the Darndest Things" Journal, with lined pages and funny quotes on the front and back covers, is the perfect gift idea for fathers.

Author: Erin Goodchild

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ISBN: 9781070521589

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Page: 114

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The "Southern Dads Say the Darndest Things" Journal, with lined pages and funny quotes on the front and back covers, is the perfect gift idea for fathers. Please click on the "Take a Look Inside" feature.This blank lined journal can be used as a prayer journal, gratitude journal, meditation journal, daily journal, budget journal, food diary, or diary. Great for writing down favorite or new recipes to try. Perfect for keeping track of to-do lists, grocery lists, goals, milestones, success, poetry, creative ideas, and self-care action plan. Reflect on life and relieve stress. This writing journal is the perfect gift idea for birthdays, holidays, Christmas, Kwanzaa, Hanukkah, or Valentine's Day. 6 x 9 paperback 110 pages (55 sheets) Beautiful matte cover Perfect for gift-giving!

Moms Say The Funniest Things

Collects overused, wise, and loving "motherisms" into one volume that features photographs from favorite sitcoms to illustrate moms at their wittiest. Original.

Author: Bruce Lansky

Publisher: Running Press Adult

ISBN: 9780671741839

Category: Humor

Page: 98

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Collects overused, wise, and loving "motherisms" into one volume that features photographs from favorite sitcoms to illustrate moms at their wittiest. Original.

The Little Red Book of Dad s Wisdom

—THURGOOD MARSHALL Can't you practice the drums quietly? My father
instilled in me the attitude of prevailing. If. —BRUCE LANSKY AND K. L. JONES,
DADS SAY THE DUMBEST THINGS (1989) My father had always said there are
four ...

Author: Nick Lyons

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 1626368813

Category: Family & Relationships

Page: 244

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A collection of more than 270 memorable quotations about the relationships between fathers and their sons and daughters—some wise, some thoughtful, and some downright hilarious. The musings, advice, and observations inside are drawn from famous writers, politicians, actors, comedians, athletes, businessmen, and philosophers. Complete with a new foreword by Nick and Tony Lyons, The Little Red Book of Dad's Wisdom is the perfect Father’s Day—or any day—gift for dad.

How To Outsmart Your Kids

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Lansky and K.L. Jones Lansky and Jones have collected all of the greatest lines
dads have ever used to get kids to stop fighting in the car , feed the pet , turn off
the ...

Author: Bill Dodds

Publisher: Running Press Adult

ISBN: 9780671869786

Category: Humor

Page: 96

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A tongue-in-cheek guide to parenting offers facetious advice on discipline, mealtime, visits to the doctor, birthday parties, the holidays, school, siblings, and bedtime

Grandma Knows Best But No One Ever Listens

Order # 4280 O BRUCE LANSKY DADS SAY THE DUMBEST THINGS ! Fatherly
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Author: Mary McBride

Publisher: Running Press Adult

ISBN: 9780671636227

Category: Humor

Page: 110

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Hilarious help for beleaguered grandmas from Mary McBride, gag writer for Joan Rivers and Phyllis Diller.

Healthy Food For Healthy Kids

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Dads Say ...

Author: Bridget Swinney

Publisher: Meadowbrook

ISBN: 9780671317256

Category: Family & Relationships

Page: 360

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How to get your kids to eat right and enjoy it! Hear is a guide preparing healthy meals your kids will love to eat. It tells you how to teach your children healthy eating habits and shares hints and recipes tfor happy mealtimes. This practical book, written by a mom who is also a registered dietitian, offers advice on: Breastfeeding when going back to work; Shopping smart and setting up a healthy, kid-friendly kitchen; Developing healthy eating habits now that can prevent heart disease, cancer, and osteoporosis later; Managing food safety, food allergies, and vegetarian eating; Dealing with food jags and food battles; Sneakinbg veggies into your kids' meals in a way they'll love. It also provides over 100 kid-tested recipes that include complete nutrition analyses.

Mother Murphy s Law

Order # 4015 DADS SAY THE DUMBESTI THINGS ! Fatherly Wit and Wisdom
Dads Say the Dumbest Things ! by Bruce Lansky and K . L . Jones Lansky and
Jones have collected all the greatest lines dads have ever used to get kids to
stop ...

Author: Bruce Lansky

Publisher: Running Press Adult

ISBN: 9780671622749

Category: Humor

Page: 108

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A Brief Interview With Mother Murphy, Himself Q. How did you come up with the idea for Mother Murphy's Law? Mother Murphy: I spend a lot of time with my children, and it seems that something is always going wrong. I used to think I was a klutzy daddy...then it dawned on me: 1. When I was a kid, everything my parents did was wrong. 2. Now that I'm a parent, everything I do is wrong. Q. What does Mother Murphy's Law explain? Mother Murphy: The book is pretty much a catalog of things that can go wrong as you have and raise kids. For example: If most of the baby shower gifts you receive are blue, your baby will be a girl. Your baby's diaper is wet moments after you've changed her into a clean one...and leakproof diapers aren't. your toddler knocks on your bedroom door the moment you're about to have sex...or barges in unannounced at the peak of passion. Any food that's good for your child is "yukky"...and any food that's loaded with sugar, salt and fat is "yummy." Anything you say or do when you're with your teenager in public will embarrass him.

Teenagers Say the Darndest Things

A child deserves a mother and a fatherideally their own mother and father. Not
two dads or two moms raising someone else's child. I recently read an article
about a gay male couple that adopted a son. Sadly, when Mother's Day came
around, ...

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The Parent s Desk Reference

On fathering How to Dad, by John Boswell and Ron Barrett. New York: Delacorte,
1990. Dads Say the Dumbest Things!, by Bruce Lansky and K.L. Jones.
Minneapolis, MN: Meadowbrook, 1990. Daddy's Home.1 Reflections of a Family
Man, ...

Author: Irene M. Franck

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ISBN: 9780136499893

Category: Child development

Page: 615

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An encyclopedia about parenting with over 2,000 entries covering all aspects of child rearing from A to Z.

Free Stuff for Kids 1997

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Author: Free Stuff

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ISBN: 9780671573744

Category: Free material

Page: 110

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Contains listings for over 250 things that can be ordered free of charge or for under $1.

Pregnancy Childbirth And The Newborn 1991 Retired Edition

The Lansky/Sinrod 1270 $8.00 Best Baby Name Book, The Lansky, B. 1029
$5.00 Best Baby Shower Book, The Cooke, C. 1239 $7.00 Dads Say the
Dumbest Things! Lansky/Jones 4220 $6.00 David, We're Pregnant! Johnston, L.
1049 $6.00 ...

Author: Penny Simkin

Publisher: Da Capo Press

ISBN: 9780671741822

Category: Family & Relationships

Page: 311

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Now the most complete and up-to-date pregnancy and childbirth guide on the market, The Complete Guide to Pregnancy, Childbirth, and the Newborn has established itself as the leading prenatal training manual with nearly 350,000 copies sold since 1984. The revised and expanded edition includes the latest information on risky pregnancies, in vitro fertilization, new medications and anesthesia, and more.

Ready for School

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Author: Marjorie Eberts

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ISBN: 9780881661460

Category: Preschool children

Page: 121

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The Best Party Book

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Author: Penny Warner

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ISBN: 9780881661880

Category: Entertaining

Page: 210

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Offers invitation ideas, decoration tips, and other advice for planning birthday and anniversary parties, bridal showers, baby showers, retirement parties, and other celebrations.

Humor and Cartoon Markets

Recently published Dads Say The Dumbest Things and The Unofficial College
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Giant Book of Kids Activities

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Author: Warner

Publisher: Holiday House

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Free Stuff for Kids

Author: Free Stuff

Publisher: Simon & Schuster Books For Young Readers

ISBN: 9780671872861

Category: Free material

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/FREE STUF/ The 1994 edition of the world's #1-selling children's activity book, with more than 3.25 million copies in print, features exciting new educational and just-for-fun item

The Joy of Sisters

Dads Say the Dumbest Things ! Familiarity Breeds Children For Better And For
Worse Golf : It ' s Just a Game ! Grandma Knows Best How to Line Up Your
Fourth Putt Joy of Friendship Joy of Grandparenting Joy of Marriage Joy of
Parenthood ...

Author: Karen Brown

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ISBN: 9780881662955

Category: Sisters

Page: 95

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A Loving Gift for Your Sister The observations in this book capture both the serious and the lighthearted bonds between sisters. Karen Brown's wit and wisdom showcase the special relationship sisters experience throughout their lives. Share The Joy of Sisters with your sister.