The Dangerous Book for Demon Slayers

"How is it you have printed pamphlets out in the lobby for basic witchcraft, exorcism"— Reynolds snorted, but I kept going—"Heck, the library stocks spell books. Ever heard of Divination for Dummies? I have.

Author: Angie Fox

Publisher: Angie Fox

ISBN: 1939661056

Category: Fiction

Page: 320

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Demon slaying powers should come with an instruction book. Seriously. Why does a new hair dryer have a twelve-page how-to manual, but when it comes to ancient demon-fighting magic, my biker witch grandma just gives me half a dozen switch stars and a rah-rah speech? Oh, and a talking terrier, but that's another story. It's not like my job as a preschool teacher prepared me for this kind of thing. So I've decided to write my own manual, The Dangerous Book for Demon Slayers. Because—frankly—I need all the help I can get. Dimitri, my "protector," may be one stud of a shape-shifting griffin, but he’s no match for the soul-stealing succubi taking over Las Vegas. My biker witch friends are being corrupted from the inside. And if I can't figure out how to save my guy, my friends—and Sin City—there'll be hell to pay.

The Dangerous Book for Boaters

... with your naviguessing, you always can doonemore thing: You can laugh * ** Make navigation idiot-proof and you can count on someone to come up with a better idiot * * * If everything strangely seems to be coming your way, better.

Author: Marlin Bree

Publisher: Marlor Press

ISBN: 1892147157

Category: Humor

Page: 96

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A good-humored guide to the many idiosyncrasies of boats and boaters, this offbeat guide explains, with the help of whimsical drawings, topics such as how to use the head, understanding marine dress codes and etiquette, surviving seasickness, finding the ideal boat, and perfecting the art of romance while at sea. From making sense of salty sayings to dealing with a rowdy crew, this all-in-one guide to sail and power boats will amuse and enlighten landlubbers wishing to understand the waterfront scene and will give crusty seadogs a boatload of laughs.

Doctor Who The Dangerous Book of Monsters

Well, one thing it likes to bring to life is plastic shop-window dummies. With guns hidden in their wrists. They're called Autons, and they are scary and dangerous. Not just dummies. The Autons CŞūzVIVALTAS) walk and kill, ...

Author:

Publisher: Penguin UK

ISBN: 1405940131

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 176

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In his travels across time and space, the Doctor has met hundreds of monsters - now, he's created this handy spotter's guide to the biggest, smallest, tallest, hungriest, smelliest and most dangerous creatures in the Whoniverse! In this fantastic companion guide to How To Be A Time Lord, the Twelfth Doctor reveals, in tips and doodles, everything you need to know about each dangerous monster, advice for battling them and how and when to make a speedy escape.

The Most Dangerous Book

... doing the Lesbian business,” Quinn said, “but the owner of a gallery would be an idiot if he hung it. ... and when they entered the Washington Square Book Shop, the scene of the crime, Sumner followed them inside.

Author: Kevin Birmingham

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 1101585641

Category: Biography & Autobiography

Page: 432

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Recipient of the 2015 PEN New England Award for Nonfiction “The arrival of a significant young nonfiction writer . . . A measured yet bravura performance.” —Dwight Garner, The New York Times James Joyce’s big blue book, Ulysses, ushered in the modernist era and changed the novel for all time. But the genius of Ulysses was also its danger: it omitted absolutely nothing. Joyce, along with some of the most important publishers and writers of his era, had to fight for years to win the freedom to publish it. The Most Dangerous Book tells the remarkable story surrounding Ulysses, from the first stirrings of Joyce’s inspiration in 1904 to the book’s landmark federal obscenity trial in 1933. Written for ardent Joyceans as well as novices who want to get to the heart of the greatest novel of the twentieth century, The Most Dangerous Book is a gripping examination of how the world came to say Yes to Ulysses.

The Dangerous Book for Middle Aged Men

If it looks like you're making a mess of things, your role model here is the idiot rogue trader Nick Leeson: thebest way out isto reallymake a messof things. Instead of just getting a few numbers crunched starving dog with a copy of the ...

Author: David Quantick

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 1409050866

Category: Humor

Page: 240

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So your husband/boyfriend/partner (delete as necessary) has just tipped over 35/40/45/50 (delete as necessary) and you can see that he's not quite as keen on Emmerdale as he once was. He's started to dress with his jeans hoiked too high like his hero Jeremy Clarkson and he's bought a home gym - the one recommended by George Clooney. Then there are those Harley Davison brochures delivered in brown envelopes. You've noticed he's started pulling in his beer gut when he's talks to his teenage secretary. And why have his grey sideburns turned that browny black? That's a sure sign of hair dye. And then you stumble into the bathroom in the morning and he's got his hands in a jar of your face cream. LADIES BEWARE! That dangerous age has arrived. It's the male menopause. The mid-life crisis. The time when suddenly you find your partner has put a whole Scalextrix track in your attic without you noticing. He's bought an electric guitar and insists on playing 'Smoke On The Water 'to the cat at all hours. It that time when no matter what you say they suddenly don't mind making a fools of themselves. They come home almost every week with a new enthusiasm. Dangerous Men don't just cook - they COOK. With truffles, that cost £210 for one the size of a wrinkled scrotum, and have to be from the right region of France. And they must be served with a side order of blowfish, because you saw that in a James Bond DVD that came free with the Mail on Sunday.

Dangerous Book for Idiots

Like hospital food? Then this is just the book for you. The volume provides a collection of no-brain misadventures, pranks, sports, jobs, and dare-devil high jinks that no-one in their right mind would even contemplate trying.

Author: Adrian Besley

Publisher:

ISBN: 9781853759185

Category: English wit and humor

Page: 128

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Are you stark raving bonkers? Have you no care for life and limb? Too much adrenaline and not enough brain cells? Like hospital food? Then this is just the book for you. A collection of no-brain misadventures, pranks, sports, jobs and dare-devil high jinks that no-one in their right mind would even contemplate trying. There's a treacherous world out there just waiting for someone with guts, a lust for adventure and absolutely no sense whatsoever. So, make sure you've got the address of your local A and E handy, make your last will and testament and get ready to roll with 100 mad fool ideas...

The Complete Idiot s Guide to Biblical Mysteries

Christian monks labored for years to produce copies of the books, and it must have been a relief to everyone when the ... Dangerous. Book. In Christian Europe, the fact that the Bible was printed in Latin gave a certain power to the ...

Author: Donald Ryan

Publisher: Dorling Kindersley Ltd

ISBN: 0241886481

Category: Religion

Page: 364

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Readers interested in the Bible, and Biblical stories. Viewers of the Discovery, and History Channel's and Unsolved Mysteries.

Dangerous Friends Carlos McCrary PI Book 4

“The idiot media; they're not news media any more. They don't give you the real news; ... They sell lots of newspapers to idiots who watch lots of commercials on television's so-called news. Idiots who pander to other idiots.

Author: Dallas Gorham

Publisher: ePublishing Works!

ISBN: 1644572575

Category: Fiction

Page: 317

View: 357

Radical Environmentalist Turns Murderer in Dangerous Friends, a Murder Mystery Thriller from Dallas Gorham Michelle Babcock expected free tutoring in college chemistry when she slept with James Ponder, a graduate student obsessed with global warming protests. Ponder duped her into helping with an environmental terrorist attack and murdered two people in the name of saving the planet. Now Michelle faces a lifetime in prison unless Private Investigator Chuck McCrary can find her a way out. Chuck’s investigation uncovers a conspiracy involving arson, murder, and the Chicago mafia, along with the mastermind behind a string of mega-million-dollar stock market scams reaching back five years. The mastermind intends to cut his losses by murdering anyone who can lead the cops back to him. That includes Michelle, Chuck, and the corrupt James Ponder, who becomes Chuck’s unwilling ally. Publisher’s Note: Dallas Gorham combines murder, mystery, and mayhem with a touch of humor—all with a PG-13 rating. The Carlos McCrary, Private Investigator, Mystery Thriller Series can be read and enjoyed in any order. Readers of hard-boiled detective and crime novels will not want to miss this hard-hitting, pulse-pounding series. The Carlos McCrary Murder Mystery Series Six Murders Too Many Double Fake Quarterback Trap Dangerous Friends Day of the Tiger McCrary’s Justice Yesterday’s Trouble Four Years Gone Debt of Honor Sometimes You Lose