Do Not Open this Book Or Else

He's as cheeky as ever, and he'll do whatever he can to stop you reading this book! Another hilarious story that will entertain children and adults alike. Ignore Wizz and keep reading the book till you reach the end, if you dare!

Author: Andy Lee

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ISBN: 9780655222125

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Page: 32

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Do Not Open This Book Ever

He does not want you to EVER read this book, and he'll use every trick he can think of to stop you reaching the end! What disaster awaits at the end of the book this time? This fun story will delight children and adults alike.

Author: Andy Lee

Publisher:

ISBN: 9780655215080

Category: Aging

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Wizz is back, and he's up to his old tricks again. He does not want you to EVER read this book, and he'll use every trick he can think of to stop you reaching the end! What disaster awaits at the end of the book this time? This fun story will delight children and adults alike. Keep turning the pages and find out what happens when you reach the end all over again, if you dare!

Do Not Open This Book

This hilarious series opener from Australian comedian Andy Lee is full of twists and surprises for disobedient readers From the very cover of this picture book, a funny blue monster pleads with readers not to keep reading.

Author: Andy Lee

Publisher: Scholastic Press

ISBN: 9781338668988

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 32

View: 148

This hilarious series opener from Australian comedian Andy Lee is full of twists and surprises for disobedient readers! From the very cover of this picture book, a funny blue monster pleads with readers not to keep reading. As his pleas grow more impassioned, however, readers will delight in doing exactly what they are asked not to do -- no matter the consequences for the blue monster! This successful series from popular Australian comedian Andy Lee has sold over one million copies worldwide and has been translated into over 35 languages.

Warning Do Not Open This Book

An E. B. White Read-Aloud Honor Book An ALA Notable Book A Huffington Post Notable Book CAUTION! This book contains monkeys, alligators, and a whole lot of silliness. You really shouldn’t be opening this book. I’m serious.

Author: Adam Lehrhaupt

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 1442435836

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 40

View: 497

An E. B. White Read-Aloud Honor Book An ALA Notable Book A Huffington Post Notable Book CAUTION! This book contains monkeys, alligators, and a whole lot of silliness. You really shouldn’t be opening this book. I’m serious. Just put it back on the shelf. Right...now. You’re still reading this? Well, don’t say I didn’t warn you... It looks like a book, it feels like a book, and it even smells like a book. But watch out...madness and mayhem lie within! Debut author Adam Lehrhaupt urges you NOT to take a walk on the wild side in this humorous, interactive romp with inventive and engaging illustrations from Eisner Award–winning comic artist and rising star children’s book illustrator Matthew Forsythe. Warning: Do Not Open This Book? won the E.B. White Read-Aloud Honor award and was a 2013 Huffington Post Best Picture Book honorable mention and an ALA Notable Children’s Book. This quirky, subversive creation begs to be enjoyed again and again and again. “These monkeys are a RIOT! And their books are funny, too!” —Ame Dyckman


Warning Do Not Open This Book

The illustrations for this book are rendered digitally Manufactured in China 06I3 SCP Library oI Congress Cataloging-in-PubIication Data Lehrhaupt, Adam. Do not open! : there are monkeys in this book / Adam Lehrhaupt ; illustrated by ...

Author: Adam Lehrhaupt

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 1442435828

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 40

View: 334

Monkeys, toucans, and alligators unleash mayhem.

Do Not Open This Book

Book featuring rhyme, rhythm and repetition.

Author: Joy Cowley

Publisher: Wright Group/ McGraw-Hill

ISBN: 9780780294431

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 16

View: 300

Book featuring rhyme, rhythm and repetition. Specially crafted for shared reading and writing. The storylines are full of humour that children will love. Age range: 4-9. Provides thorough coverage of the Literacy Strategy requirements for Foundation (P1), Year 1 (P2), and Year 2 (P3). Can also be used with Year 3 (P4). Size: 48cm tall x 34cm wide. Published 1998. 16 pages.

Do Not Open This Math Book

You'll notice that I didn't leave room in the book for you to do the math, so you'll want to have a separate piece of paper handy. This was a deliberate choice to keep the book pages clean so your child can do the problem sets more than ...

Author: Danica McKellar

Publisher: Crown Books for Young Readers

ISBN: 110193400X

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 160

View: 731

Learn at home with help from The Wonder Years/Hallmark actress, math whiz, and New York Times bestselling author Danica McKellar using her acclaimed McKellar Math books! Addition and subtraction are as easy as 1+2+3 with this fun and accessible introduction to the essentials of math. This funny and educational book will have readers embracing math instead of fearing it. Finally, a FUN book to read with kids that helps bridge the gap between what's being taught in school and how today's parents learned math back in the day. Giggle your way through entertaining lessons on addition and subtraction involving muffins, turkey sandwiches, kittens, googly eyes, and more! Danica McKellar uses her proven math techniques to give children the solid grasp of addition and subtraction that will be key to their success and unlock their potential in the classroom and beyond! You will WANT to open this math book!

Do Not Open This Book Warning

Do Not Open This Book ! Warning !! a 120 pages Notebook "Do Not Open This Book with an angry eyes" a Matte-finish cover.

Author: Fortune Arts

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ISBN: 9781656687722

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Page: 122

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Do Not Open This Book ! Warning !! a 120 pages Notebook "Do Not Open This Book with an angry eyes" a Matte-finish cover. Perfect sefe book, you can give it as a gift for parents, grandparents, kids, boys, girls, youth and teens... 120 pages 6"x9" White-color paper Matte Finish Cover for an elegant look and feel "Excuse me, but who do you think you are, opening this book when the cover clearly says, DO NOT OPEN THIS BOOK? The reason you weren't supposed to open this book is because it is not yet written!...Do you think it's easy to put words together? Hah! Now go away--I need time to think."


Please Open This Book

Recipient of the Wanda Gag Read Aloud Book Award They told you, but you just couldn’t listen—so the creators of Warning: Do Not Open This Book! are back with a zany monkey crew, and they need your help!

Author: Adam Lehrhaupt

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 144245072X

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 40

View: 362

Recipient of the Wanda Gag Read Aloud Book Award They told you, but you just couldn’t listen—so the creators of Warning: Do Not Open This Book! are back with a zany monkey crew, and they need your help! In Warning, Do Not Open This Book!, which School Library Journal called “more fun than a barrel of monkeys,” turning pages meant increased chaos and delight. Now the tables have turned, and opening the book is the only way to save the group of monkeys who are trapped between its pages. This irresistibly entertaining rescue effort puts power in the hands of the page-turner, and giggles into everyone! “These monkeys are a RIOT! And their books are funny, too!” —Ame Dyckman

Do Not Open This Book Unless You Are My Owner

Looking for a blank notebook with no lines? This notebook may be right for you! This book contains: 100 pages White paper 8.5" x 11" Look as good as you want it to be? Add to cart now!

Author: Anne Marjina

Publisher:

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Page: 101

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Looking for a blank notebook with no lines? This notebook may be right for you! This book contains: 100 pages White paper 8.5" x 11" Look as good as you want it to be? Add to cart now!

More Than Guided Reading

Finding a New Balance Now, in April, I smile as I look around the classroom. The children are reading. Jon and Trent are rereading Cowley's Do Not Open This Book, a favorite from shared reading.

Author: Cathy Mere

Publisher: Stenhouse Publishers

ISBN: 1571103880

Category: Education

Page: 148

View: 599

Is there too much emphasis on guided reading in primary classrooms? It's a question that many educators, like kindergarten teacher and literacy coach Cathy Mere, are starting to ask. Guided reading provides opportunities to teach students the strategies they need to learn how to read increasingly challenging texts, but Cathy found that she needed to find other ways to help students gain independence. While maintaining guided reading as an important piece of their reading program, teachers need to offer students opportunities during the day to develop as readers, to learn to choose books, to find favorite genres and authors, and to talk about their reading. In More Than Guided Reading, Cathy shares her journey as she moved from focusing on guided reading as the center of her reading program to placing children at the heart of literacy learning—not only providing more time for students to discover their reading lives, but also shaping instruction to meet the needs of the diverse learners in her classroom. By changing the structure of the day, Cathy found she was better able to adjust the support she was providing students, allowing time for whole-class focus lessons, conferences, and opportunities to share ideas, as well as reading from self-selected texts using the strategies, skills, and understandings acquired in reader's workshop. The focus lesson is the centerpiece of the workshop. It is often tied to a read-aloud and connected to learning from the previous day, helping to build skills, extend thinking, and develop independence over time. This thoroughly practical text offers numerous sample lessons, questions for conferences, and ideas for revamping guided reading groups. It will help teachers tweak the mix of instructional components in their reading workshops, and provoke school-wide conversations about the place of guided reading in a complete literacy curriculum.

Do Not Open this Book

As Pig tries to write a book, he chastises the reader who keeps interrupting him by turning the pages.

Author: Michaela Muntean

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ISBN: 9781415656099

Category: Authorship

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As Pig tries to write a book, he chastises the reader who keeps interrupting him by turning the pages.

I Will Not Eat You

“Magoon’s exuberant art recalls classic characters, most particularly Max in his wolf suit…Fanciful pretend play for the dragon-slaying preschooler.” —Kirkus Reviews “The dark color palette and mischievous nature of the text are ...

Author: Adam Lehrhaupt

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 1481429345

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 40

View: 467

“Magoon’s exuberant art recalls classic characters, most particularly Max in his wolf suit…Fanciful pretend play for the dragon-slaying preschooler.” —Kirkus Reviews “The dark color palette and mischievous nature of the text are reminiscent of Jon Klassen’s I Want My Hat Back (2011)—albeit with a different final outcome.” —Booklist From the award-winning author of Warning: Do Not Open This Book! and beloved illustrator Scott Magoon comes a suspenseful and darkly funny new picture book about a creature who resists the urge to eat the animals that wander into his cave…at least for now! Theodore thinks everything is a potential meal. Lucky for the bird, wolf, and tiger, who pass by his cave, Theodore isn’t hungry…yet. But then something new approaches. A boy. Has Theodore found a new favorite food? Or something more?

Children s Literature in the Classroom

In Do Not Open This Book! (Muntean, 2006), the narrator is the main character, a pig, who talks directly to the reader. He begins, “Excuse me, but who do you think you are, opening this book when the cover clearly says DO NOT OPEN THIS ...

Author: Diane M. Barone

Publisher: Guilford Press

ISBN: 1606239392

Category: Language Arts & Disciplines

Page: 242

View: 627

This guide provides a wealth of ideas for incorporating high-quality children's books of all kinds into K-6 classrooms. Numerous practical strategies are presented for engaging students with picturebooks, fiction, nonfiction, and nontraditional texts. --from publisher description

This Book Is Not Good For You

HEALTH WARNING: DO NOT OPEN THIS BOOK! Take one sniff on its content and you will be hooked by an irresistible desire to taste the adventure within. And the ingredients of this adventure are decidedly deadly, including as they do: A ...

Author: Pseudonymous Bosch

Publisher: Usborne Publishing Ltd

ISBN: 1409554716

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 432

View: 636

For those foolish enough to have read "The Name of this Book is Secret" and too foolhardy to have turned away from "If You're Reading This, It's Too Late", the third book in the series is best avoided. This book contains none of the following: A cursed Aztec artefact, an evil and deranged chef, a secret jungle lair inhabited by cocoa-crazed monkeys, the most dangerous chocolate ever created. Never visit www.keepthesecret.co.uk if you know what's good for you. "What child could resist it? A deliciously dark and chocolatey book full of big chunks of crazy humour and a cast of mouth-watering characters... "This Book is Not Good for You" is actually very good for you...the teasing, topsy-turvy world created by the scrumptious Mr Bosch is guaranteed to have you laughing all the way to the next instalment." - Lancashire Evening Post

Shorties

The author would like to point out that no rabbits were eaten during the making of this book. ... In Do Not Open This Book by Michaela Muntean (2006), the reader is the antagonist who ignores the warning in the title by opening the book ...

Author: Engelbert Thaler

Publisher: Narr Francke Attempto Verlag

ISBN: 3823379976

Category: Literary Criticism

Page: 203

View: 625

Short narrative texts are good for the language classroom because they are short and narrative. Therefore this volume treats the teaching potential of Shorties on a theoretical level (part A), a methodological level (part B) , and a practical level (part C). Part A highlights the topic from the perspectives of different academic disciplines, in this case from a TEFL as well as from a linguistic and literary viewpoint. In part B, methodological contributions on selected texts, media and procedures are assembled. Part C is a collection of concrete sample lessons for teaching English at various levels. These lesson plans have been designed at university, carried out and evaluated by 11 experienced teachers, and finally revised by the editor.

Playing with Picturebooks

These trends are also evident in a number of picturebooks such as Do Not Open This Book! (Muntean and Lemaitre, 2006), An Undone Fairy Tale (Lendler and Martin, 2005) and Cindyella (Champion and Singleton, 2008).

Author: Cherie Allan

Publisher: Palgrave Macmillan

ISBN: 0230319491

Category: FAMILY & RELATIONSHIPS

Page: 201

View: 978

Postmodernism has played a significant part in the development of playful and experimental picturebooks for children over the past fifty years. Playing with Picturebooks: Postmodernism and the Postmodernesque offers fresh insights into the continuing influence of postmodernism on picturebooks for children, covering a wide range of international picturebooks predominantly from the 1980s to the present. It represents a significant contribution to current debates centred on the decline of postmodernism on fiction and detects a shift from the postmodern to the postmodernesque. Playing with Picturebooks draws on a wide range of critical perspectives in examining postmodrn approaches to narrative and illustration. Chapters discuss how metafictive devices enable different modes of representation, offer different perspectives to authorised versions of history, and promote difference and ex-centricity over unity. Playing with Picturebooks: Postmodernism and the Postmodernesque is essential reading, not only for academics in the field of children's literature, but also for researchers, teachers, and students.

The Bizarre Death Atrocities Torture and WTF s A Photo Book

WARNING! DO NOT OPEN THIS BOOK UNLESS YOU ARE 18 YEARS OLD OR OLDER! If scenes of death, torture, human abnormalities, and bizarre images disturb you, do not open this book. You have been warned!

Author: I B Gross

Publisher:

ISBN:

Category:

Page: 220

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WARNING! DO NOT OPEN THIS BOOK UNLESS YOU ARE 18 YEARS OLD OR OLDER!If scenes of death, torture, human abnormalities, and bizarre images disturb you, do not open this book. You are have been warned!Humans have had a strange fascination with death, atrocities, torture, bizarre human abnormalities, and WTF's for thousands of years. These real-life events have always intrigued people. Consider medieval art depicting terrifying demons, hell, torture, executions by ax, fire, or beheading. No one can deny we're all drawn to scenes of violence and destruction. Do you crane your neck to view a traffic accident? Do you watch images of death, shootings, fires, airplane crashes on the TV news? Do you play video guns involving violence? You know the answer to those questions. Yes, you do.As a Doctor, I've witnessed human carnage. It is horrible. Hopefully, by authoring this photo book, I hope the images will shock your consciousness to reconsider your actions if they have the possibility of creating death or destruction to others. This is especially true for world leaders.Dr. I. B. Gross.