Everyone s a Aliebn When Ur a Aliebn Too

Through this story of a lost, lonely and confused alien finding friendship, acceptance, and love among the creatures of Earth, we will all learn how to be a little more human.

Author: Jomny Sun

Publisher: Harper Perennial

ISBN: 9780062569028

Category: Comics & Graphic Novels

Page: 256

View: 677

everyone’s a aliebn when ur a aliebn too is the illustrated story of a lonely alien sent to observe Earth, only to meet all sorts of creatures with all sorts of perspectives on life, love, and happiness, all while learning to feel a little better about being an alien—based on the enormously popular Twitter account, @jonnysun. Here is the unforgettable story of Jomny, a lonely alien who, for the first time ever, finds a home on our planet after learning that earthlings can feel lonely too. Jomny finds friendship in a bear tired of other creatures running away in fear, an egg struggling to decide what to hatch into, an owl working its way to being wise, a tree feeling stuck in one place, a tadpole coming to terms with turning into a frog, a dying ghost, a puppy unable to express itself, and many more. Through this story of a lost, lonely and confused alien finding friendship, acceptance, and love among the creatures of Earth, we will all learn how to be a little more human. And for all of us earth-bound creatures here on this planet, we can all be reminded that sometimes, it takes an outsider to help us see ourselves for who we truly are.

How I Resist

... and Everyone's a Aliebn When Ur a Aliebn Too (HarperPerennial, 2017). He is
currently a doctoral student at MIT, an affiliate at the Berkman Klein Center for
Internet & Society at Harvard, and a creative researcher at the Harvard metaLAB,

Author: Maureen Johnson

Publisher: Wednesday Books

ISBN: 1250168376

Category: Young Adult Nonfiction

Page: 320

View: 139

"The Ultimate Resistance Guidebook." — Bustle "This book will be a light in the darkness for some, and help guide them from despair."— Booklist An all-star collection of essays about activism and hope, edited by bestselling YA author Maureen Johnson. Now, more than ever, young people are motivated to make a difference in a world they're bound to inherit. They're ready to stand up and be heard - but with much to shout about, where they do they begin? What can I do? How can I help? How I Resist is the response, and a way to start the conversation. To show readers that they are not helpless, and that anyone can be the change. A collection of essays, songs, illustrations, and interviews about activism and hope, How I Resist features an all-star group of contributors, including, John Paul Brammer, Libba Bray, Lauren Duca, Modern Family's Jesse Tyler Ferguson and his husband Justin Mikita, Alex Gino, Hebh Jamal, Malinda Lo, Dylan Marron, Hamilton star Javier Muñoz, Rosie O'Donnell, Junauda Petrus, Jodi Picoult, Jason Reynolds, Karuna Riazi, Maya Rupert, Dana Schwartz, Dan Sinker, Ali Stroker, Jonny Sun (aka @jonnysun), Sabaa Tahir, Shaina Taub, Daniel Watts, Jennifer Weiner, Jacqueline Woodson, and more, all edited and compiled by New York Times bestselling author Maureen Johnson. In How I Resist, readers will find hope and support through voices that are at turns personal, funny, irreverent, and instructive. Not just for a young adult audience, this incredibly impactful collection will appeal to readers of all ages who are feeling adrift and looking for guidance. How I Resist is the kind of book people will be discussing for years to come and a staple on bookshelves for generations.

Because Internet

AN INSTANT NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER!! Named a Best Book of 2019 by TIME, Amazon, and The Washington Post A Wired Must-Read Book of Summer “Gretchen McCulloch is the internet’s favorite linguist, and this book is essential reading.

Author: Gretchen McCulloch

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 0735210950

Category: Social Science

Page: 336

View: 826

AN INSTANT NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER!! Named a Best Book of 2019 by TIME, Amazon, and The Washington Post A Wired Must-Read Book of Summer “Gretchen McCulloch is the internet’s favorite linguist, and this book is essential reading. Reading her work is like suddenly being able to see the matrix.” —Jonny Sun, author of everyone's a aliebn when ur a aliebn too Because Internet is for anyone who's ever puzzled over how to punctuate a text message or wondered where memes come from. It's the perfect book for understanding how the internet is changing the English language, why that's a good thing, and what our online interactions reveal about who we are. Language is humanity's most spectacular open-source project, and the internet is making our language change faster and in more interesting ways than ever before. Internet conversations are structured by the shape of our apps and platforms, from the grammar of status updates to the protocols of comments and @replies. Linguistically inventive online communities spread new slang and jargon with dizzying speed. What's more, social media is a vast laboratory of unedited, unfiltered words where we can watch language evolve in real time. Even the most absurd-looking slang has genuine patterns behind it. Internet linguist Gretchen McCulloch explores the deep forces that shape human language and influence the way we communicate with one another. She explains how your first social internet experience influences whether you prefer "LOL" or "lol," why ~sparkly tildes~ succeeded where centuries of proposals for irony punctuation had failed, what emoji have in common with physical gestures, and how the artfully disarrayed language of animal memes like lolcats and doggo made them more likely to spread.

Gmorning Gnight

Author: Lin-Manuel Miranda


ISBN: 1984854275

Category: Conduct of life

Page: 201

View: 264

NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER * From the creator and star of Hamilton, with beautiful illustrations by Jonny Sun, comes a book of affirmations to inspire readers at the beginning and end of each day. "When the world is bringing you down, Gmorning, Gnight! will remind you that you are awesome."--Booklist Good morning. Do NOT get stuck in the comments section of life today. Make, do, create the things. Let others tussle it out. Vamos! Before he inspired the world with Hamilton and was catapulted to international fame, Lin-Manuel Miranda was inspiring his Twitter followers with words of encouragement at the beginning and end of each day. He wrote these original sayings, aphorisms, and poetry for himself as much as for others. But as Miranda's audience grew, these messages took on a life on their own. Now Miranda has gathered the best of his daily greetings into a beautiful collection illustrated by acclaimed artist (and fellow Twitter favorite) Jonny Sun. Full of comfort and motivation, Gmorning, Gnight! is a touchstone for anyone who needs a quick lift.

The More or Less Definitive Guide to Self Care

Everyone's a Aliebn When Ura Aliebn Too: A Book by Jonny “Jomny” Sun: This
picture book for adults might just make ... you can motivate yourself and develop
the habits discussed in this book, find out which of Rubin's “four types” you are.

Author: Anna Borges

Publisher: The Experiment

ISBN: 1615196110

Category: Self-Help

Page: 256

View: 370

Some days you need a pick-me-up, some days you need a life preserver. “For most of us,” writes Anna Borges, “self-care is a wide spectrum of decisions and actions that soothe and fortify us against all the shit we deal with.” You may already practice some form of self-care, whether it’s taking an extra-long shower after a stressful day, splurging on a ~fancy~ dinner, or choosing Netflix over that friend-of-a-friend’s birthday party. But when life gets so overwhelming that you want to stay in bed, some more radical care is crucial to maintain your sanity. The More or Less Definitive Guide to Self-Care is here to help you exist in the world. Borges gathers over 200 tips, activities, and stories (from experts and everyday people alike) into an A-to-Z list—from asking for help and burning negative thoughts to the importance of touch and catching some Zzz’s. Make any day a little more OK with new skills in your self-care toolkit—and energy to show up for yourself.

Survivors of the Alien Holocaust

Everyone chuckled and started toward the church. The fellowship ... We lost
loved ones, some of them were lost during the alien attack. Others like ... I have to
learn how to do things other than to doctor, because everyone here is too healthy

Author: Johnny M. Jackson

Publisher: Infinity Publishing

ISBN: 0741414929

Category: Fiction

Page: 184

View: 539

Alien in the Family

Same again to everyone at Haggard Chiropractic, Hand & Stone Paradise Valley,
and Innerlooks Salon for continuous ... all those on Hook Me Up!, and all Alien
Collective Members in Very Good Standing around the globe—you're the best ...

Author: Gini Koch

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 1101513543

Category: Fiction

Page: 480

View: 109

Sci-fi action meets steamy paranormal romance in Gini Koch’s Alien novels, as Katherine “Kitty” Katt faces off against aliens, conspiracies, and deadly secrets. • “Futuristic high-jinks and gripping adventure.” —RT Reviews Planning any wedding is hard enough, but Katherine "Kitty" Katt and Jeff Martini have a lot more to worry about than seating arrangements, because multiple inter-stellar invasions, Alpha Team in mortal peril, and inter-alien conspiracies are all on the guest list—and the gifts they've brought contain some explosive surprises. The discovery that Martini is actually a member of the Alpha Centaurion Royal Family brings additional bad news—emissaries are on their way to see if Kitty's royal bride material. And they're not the only things coming from the Alpha Centauri system. Amazonian assassins, spies, alien beasties, shape-shifters, and representatives from the Planetary Council, combined with a tabloid reporter who's a little too on the mark, create a deadly situation for Kitty and the rest of Alpha Team. When the assassins strike far too close to home for anyone's comfort, Kitty realizes it's going to come down to more than throwing a bouquet—she's going to have to face an entire planetary consciousness and dethrone a monarch in order to make it to the church on time... Alien in the Family is the thrilling third installment of the Alien novels.

Alien Ice

I'll tell everyone.” As everyone finished the last of their pie and ice cream, Steve
picked up his knife and tapped his water glass. “May I have your attention please
?” Steve asked. “Soloflyer has just told me two very important VIP's will be visiting

Author: Alfred H. Berger

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

ISBN: 1453507310

Category: Fiction

Page: 480

View: 128

When a Kryogenetics engineer working at a military facility discovers how to revitalize people to remain at their present age, and remain there for 100 years at a time, all hell breaks loose. Military, Mafia, and space aliens, greedy rich government persons, there comes into being the race of who gets the secret first. The good guys against the bad, or so it seems. The engineer and his wife are kidnapped by paid mercenaries recruited by doublecrossing persons wanting this information for themselves and stand to make billions and billions of dollars. One man with a secret. An adventure follows that will span the United States, Europe, the fringes of outer space, and space aliens, and that will tax the ingenuity of his mom and dad to get them free from their glacial entombment.

An Alien s Guide To World Domination

When Louie left Jones' office, she expected his assistant and everyone else
nearby to be staring. The whole unzipping and zipping back up process had ...
she didn't turn out to be an alien, too. “What's the rush?” “Oh you know how these
guys ...

Author: Elizabeth Fountain

Publisher: Champagne Books

ISBN: 177155021X

Category: Fiction


View: 999

Louise Armstrong Holliday is the last person on Earth you’d expect to save the human race. But when she uncovers proof that her boss is an alien the color of lime jelly gone horribly wrong, and is at the center of a plot to destroy humanity, Louie decides to do exactly that. She begins a journey from her company’s suburban Seattle office park to the old cities and castles of Eastern Europe. Along the way, Louie is attacked by flying books, overly-sensitive bat-crow monsters, and her own self-doubts. She must learn the truth about her closest friend, stand up to her boss, confront her oldest enemy, and make peace with her Aunt Emma, who annoys her in the way only true family can. She also has to rely on Buddy, the little blind mini-Schnauzer who saves her life twice – and really is from Mars.

Universal Alien

Youcan keep the shots of me flipping everyone off, but notofmy daughter.” “Too
bad, too sad,” one shared. “Uhhuh.” I might not be an AC. But my ... Andif you're
set on proving you're not our friends? Then wetruly are willing to rain down fire ...

Author: Gini Koch

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 0698182170

Category: Fiction

Page: 544

View: 963

Sci-fi action meets steamy paranormal romance in Gini Koch’s Alien novels, as Katherine “Kitty” Katt faces off against aliens, conspiracies, and deadly secrets. • “Futuristic high-jinks and gripping adventure.” —RT Reviews Being the wife of the vice president isn’t easy. Especially when your talents lie in kicking butt and rocking out, rather than politics and diplomacy. Jeff and Kitty Katt-Martini find out just how difficult it can be when Kitty accidentally offends the Australian prime minister. Now they have to smooth things over, pronto, or risk creating an international incident the worldwide anti-alien coalitions will be able to use to force Jeff to resign and the A-Cs to leave the planet. Before Kitty can make things even worse, a cosmic congruence and a little help from some powerful beings shoves her into another world—one where she’s been married to Charles Reynolds for years and aliens don’t exist. She’s also landed in the middle of a huge conspiracy and is marked for death…but at least that’s business as usual. Kitty’s not the only one who’s confused, because the Kitty from that world has taken her place in this one. Now Alpha Team and the Diplomatic Corps have to make sure that no one realizes there’s been a switch, while preventing World War III from happening. And they have to do it while keeping this new Kitty in line, because she has views about what to do and how to do it, and time is running out. Can each Kitty save the day before it’s too late and then go home to her own universe? Or will one Kitty decide to keep the other’s life—forever?

Alien Diplomacy

“We brought over medical personnel from Dulce, and Tito has Nurse Carter
helping out, too. ... After this afternoon, I think I speak for everyone when I say we
have no guesses. ... “Gosh, thank God you're here, what would I do without you?

Author: Gini Koch

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 1101579919

Category: Fiction

Page: 448

View: 847

Sci-fi action meets steamy paranormal romance in Gini Koch’s Alien novels, as Katherine “Kitty” Katt faces off against aliens, conspiracies, and deadly secrets. • “Futuristic high-jinks and gripping adventure.” —RT Reviews Being newlyweds and new parents is challenging enough. But nothing's ever easy for Jeff and Kitty-Katt Martini, particularly not when they have to switch from being super-being exterminators and Commanders in Centaurion Division to mastering the political landscape as the new heads of American Centaurion's Diplomatic Corps. Kitty's brand of diplomacy and lobbying isn't quite as smooth as Jeff's—but when a shadowy assassination plot and a new set of anti-alien conspirators are identified, Kitty's the diplomat for the job—in between "Mommy and Me," "Diplomacy for Beginners," and the dreaded "Washington Wife" classes. Armed with only their wits, and dressed to kill, it's up to Kitty and the Diplomatic Corps to stop the bad guys from unleashing mayhem on all the world's leaders. But will Kitty trust the right people, at the right times, or will going her own way prove deadly—not just to her, but to her daughter, Jamie? Alien Diplomacy is the fifth installment of the thrilling Alien novels.

Alien Collective

Siler's sarcasm knob, like everyone else's around me, went to eleven. He looked
at Christopher. “I'm not telling you who I'm affiliated with. You're just going to have
to trust me.” “Kitty might,” Christopher said. “Jeff might, too. I won't.” “Up to you.

Author: Gini Koch

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 110163569X

Category: Fiction

Page: 544

View: 989

Sci-fi action meets steamy paranormal romance in Gini Koch’s Alien novels, as Katherine “Kitty” Katt faces off against aliens, conspiracies, and deadly secrets. • “Futuristic high-jinks and gripping adventure.” —RT Reviews Despite not having run for office, nor wanting to remain in office, Representative Jeff Martini is being wooed as the vice presidential running mate for a charismatic senator who seems likely to win the campaign. While the Diplomatic Corps has to deal with the pressures of a political campaign sure to uncover secrets they don’t want shared with the world, Ambassador Kitty Katt-Martini has other worries—handling the reemergence of her most potent nemesis, thought dead and buried.

High Times An Alien Paradise

HAVE ALREADY mentioned that at HT, the management wants us to feel as
though this nightclub/restaurant is really ours too. At HT, everyone is truly paid
well, tips are generous, there are frequent bonus payments, and we are
encouraged to ...

Author: Mark Russell Viliborghi

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

ISBN: 1462803644

Category: Fiction

Page: 125

View: 967

From author Mark Russell Viliborghi’s exceptionally vivid dream comes this fascinating work of fiction that takes you into the interesting place called High Times. As you delve deep into High Times, An Alien Paradise, you’ll find satisfaction, intrigue, romance, revelation, humor, mystery, good times, and insight into the future of humankind. Meet an ensemble of charming characters who will show you the beauty and delight of living and working in High Times. Follow Horn, who narrates this story, as he tells you of how he enjoys waking up everyday to work as a saxophone player in a band at High Times. So what makes High Times that interesting? It is an unusual restaurant-nightclub-bar-dance hall. High Times or HT, as fondly called by its employees, is not the typical place for entertainment and eating. It even has a romantic heated indoor-basement heart-shaped swimming pool. The founders of High Times has built HT mostly to get friends together, especially those who have common interests, in an environment of intimacy where the best of conversation, dance, music, and most of all, good warm feelings can be cultivated and expressed. But is this all there is to it – or is there some mystery and intrigue behind the façade of High Times? Find out in author Mark Russell Viliborghi’s High Times, An Alien Paradise Book Reviews A topsy-turvy psychedelic science-fiction tale—starring an eclectic array of beings, human and otherwise—based on an “exceptionally lucid dream” experienced by author Viliborghi. Viliborghi’s hero is Horn, a musician at a small nightclub called High Times. For Horn, “life is so exciting that [he] can’t wait to see what comes next.” He lives to play music, loves his band mates, is well paid and maintains a nice flat in a nearby post-war apartment building. “Actually,” he explains, “I have accidentally found myself in a million-dollar lifestyle without the responsibilities or stresses. We who work at [High Times] are all riding a train through Shangri-La. I hope it never ends, and I just knew life could be this good.” But not all is how it appears. As Horn soon discovers, there is a mysterious presence in the basement of the apartment complex. “The place gives me that funny feeling,” he says, “the one where you walk backwards out so that you don’t turn your back on whatever is there.” High Times is comprised of two narratives, each carefully intertwined by Viliborghi. The first is the more straightforward—Horn recruits a new female lead singer for his band, and promptly falls in love. The band plays gigs, and earns the respect of the community. Meanwhile, the author delves into the stories of the other denizens of the apartment complex, including a young couple named Jack and Jill. But the book is also a sci-fi adventure, and much of the book is concerned with Horn’s search for life in the basement. High Times appears to be a kind of portal, which connects the nightclub and the apartment complex to a powerful alien being. Viliborghi’s writing often falls flat, but his plotting is solid and the book moves from the early scenes to the surprising, exciting ending with a good deal of ballast. Extraterrestrial happenings make this an intriguing ride. -Kirkus Discoveries

Alien Hearts

I am–I've always been— much too frank, with everyone... I could have gone away
without these uncalled-for and ... you're quite convinced you're in no danger.”
Then she giggled like a girl, and the touch of ... keep from ALIEN HEARTS - 31.

Author: Guy de Maupassant

Publisher: New York Review of Books

ISBN: 1590174399

Category: Fiction

Page: 200

View: 475

Alien Hearts was the last book that Guy de Maupassant finished before his death at the early age of forty-three. It is the most original and psychologically penetrating of his several novels, and the one in which he attains a truly tragic perception of the wounded human heart. André Mariolle is a rich, handsome, gifted young man who cannot settle on what to do with himself. Madame de Burne, a glacially dazzling beauty, wants Mariolle to attend her exclusive salon for artists, composers, writers, and other intellectuals. At first Mariolle keeps his distance, but then he hits on the solution to all his problems: caring for nothing in particular, he will devote himself to being in love; Madame de Burne will be his everything. Soon lover and beloved are equally lost within a hall of mirrors of their common devising. Richard Howard’s new English translation of this complex and brooding novel—the first in more than a hundred years—reveals the final, unexpected flowering of a great French realist’s art.

Alien Empires

“Alright Ladies and Gentlemen...and you too Bert.”. He waited for everyone to turn
their attention toward them. “Here's the quick summary of what's up. There is now
a hole in Earth's security with the final fall of Pakistan's government, similar to ...

Author: Neven Lee Gibbs

Publisher: Lulu.com

ISBN: 1300062509

Category: Extraterrestrial beings


View: 240

"Sam was born an ordinary child and spent the first 40+ years in a near normal life. An accident in a secret underground military base extended his lifespan and put him on a personal course to save Earth from being taken over by an Alien Race. Known as "Joe" to the Shadow rebellion that fought to defeat the Shadow Governments controlled by the Reptilians, Joe finds strange allies on other worlds and his home world that aid him in his quest. Sometimes called "Star Man" of legend by primitive tribes on Earth, Joe visits strange and exotic places on Earth and other planets, meets new and exciting beings and kills some of the more disagreeable ones. Dealing with great sorrow and loss, Joe uses humor and the joy of every moment to hold back despair...often to the consternation of his friends. Includes a spicy Cajun recipe for "How to cook an Alien from the Draconis Star System"."--publisher's website

Wanda and the Alien

Sue Hendra. “But this alien is my friend!” said Wanda. And once they got to know
him, the alien was everyone else's friend too. It wasn't long before they were to
stay for Christmas...

Author: Sue Hendra

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 1448193788

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 32

View: 169

AS SEEN ON TV! In this lovely story about accepting differences and sharing, Wanda and the alien become best friends. But where are all of Wanda's friends? Can you find them? They can't have gone far!

Bob the Alien

wanted a small room so not too many people were involved in making the
decision. ... This was very different, as soon as the mainland USA was at risk,
everyone from government, their wives, their children, their mistresses and there
dogs all ...

Author: Jonathan Weeks

Publisher: Jonathan Weeks



Page: 68

View: 280

Bob is having a bad day, he has been invading planets for the best part of 20 years and this little planet called Earth should be a piece of cake. Things are not as straight forward as they seem. One the bright side Bob does have an almost limitless supply of killer robots and lots of toilet paper, so things aren't that bad.

Alien Encounter

Everyone nodded. Harlan took Amy in his arms and stepped toward the
wormhole. Before entering he looked back. “This is very important. None of you
are to follow us, regardless of what happens here. If you step through you could
be hurt.

Author: Casey Lytle Lytle

Publisher: iUniverse

ISBN: 1469714116

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 212

View: 639

Candy Tennison is missing. What they thought had been a simple rescue mission has become a battle to reunite their family and save their adopted world, Earth. While the Angry Man advances his plans, Rholette continues to frustrate his conspirators, and Amy learns the truth of her Endoran heritage, and discovers a destiny she doesnt want. The conclusion of the Homeworld trilogy pits the Tennisons against an invasion force, and leads them to a secret beneath the Earth. A secret which reaches back to the worlds very creation, and is essential to its future.

Alien 2012

Everyone knew that truly wealthy people did not need to show off with garishly
branded products. Garishly ... 'I give too much consideration to what people think
of me' he thought to himself. ... Why Niko didn't just have Alien – Seyi Fabode - 4.

Author: Seyi Fabode

Publisher: BlogIntoBook.com


Category: Law

Page: 30

View: 309

Set in Chicago, Alien #2102 is a collection of short intertwined stories chronicling the lives of six immigrants as they journey to become American citizens. At points humorous and at other points sad, the book shares the experiences and humanity of people from other parts of the world as they seek their share of the pot of gold in the 'land of opportunity'.

Camp Alien

Rehearsals were a bit ragged because not everyone had learned their lines, but
Melanie flounced around like a temperamental director, ... On the night of our
performance, everyone in the cast was almost too nervous to eat. I'd met ... ALiEN
. 85.

Author: Pamela F. Service

Publisher: Darby Creek ™

ISBN: 1467751189

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 160

View: 948

Zack knows he's not a normal kid. He's really an alien agent-in-training, brought to Earth to help guide the planet into the Galactic Union. Aliens follow him to a ritzy summer camp, where he's hooked up with Vraj, a huge, dinosaur-like creature on her first-ever assignment. Their mission: To get back a bunch of alien Duthwi eggs that, if hatched, can harm Earth. Their problem: Lots of eggs, too little time, and those bad guys are still after them. So what's a young alien to do?