It Hurts when I Poop

Ryan, remembering that it sometimes hurts when he goes to the bathroom, ends up with many stomach aches and is afraid to use the toilet, until he goes to the doctor and learns how to make his stools softer.

Author: Howard J. Bennett


ISBN: 9781433801303

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 32

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Ryan, remembering that it sometimes hurts when he goes to the bathroom, ends up with many stomach aches and is afraid to use the toilet, until he goes to the doctor and learns how to make his stools softer.

Poop Culture

While one pooper's average production may be of a girth to make another pale in
fear, both can relate to the struggle against a poop bigger than what ... Poop is
both pain and relief. The more it hurts to hold it in, the better it feels to let it out.

Author: Dave Praeger

Publisher: Feral House

ISBN: 1932595627

Category: Education

Page: 232

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Is “The Origin of Feces” a Darwinian concern? Perhaps not, but it is the title to the preface of this tongue-in-cheek and unexpectedly revealing exploration of human behavior by the webmaster behind the popular This book is not a history of poop, but a study of today. Its goal is to understand how poop affects us, how we view it, and why; to appreciate its impact from the moment it slides out of our anal sphincters to the moment it enters the sewage treatment plant; to explore how we’ve arrived at this strange discomfort and confusion about a natural product of our bodies; to see how this contradiction—the natural as unnatural—shapes our minds, relationships, environment, culture, economics, media, and art. Paul Provenza, the director of The Aristocrats, says in his foreword: “It’s shocking to think that a book about poop can be considered an act of courage. But it is. Most of us have knee-jerk responses to the topic that we are not even aware of. Attitudes that, like the awful stench of poop itself, permeate all of society and culture. This book has some very profound and beautiful things to say. It takes a dirty, smelly, unpleasant subject like shit and brings forth ideas that are empowering, dignifying and life affirming.”

School Library Journal

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Category: Children's libraries


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The Pocket Idiot s Guide to Potty Training Problems

The most common reason children have trouble using the toilet for pooping is
because they are constipated. Constipation doesn't mean that the child hardly
ever makes a poop; it means that the poops often hurt or are hard to make. Kids
can ...

Author: Alison D. Schonwald, M.D; F.A.A.P.

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 1440696799

Category: Family & Relationships

Page: 192

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Making potty time happy for toddlers and parents. It's one of the first rites of passage in life. Somewhere around the age of 26 months-more or less-toddlers are introduced to the potty. In The Pocket Idiot's Guide to Potty Training Problems, Alison D. Schonwald, also known as "The Poop Doctor" of Boston's Children's Hospital, addresses the needs of parents and their reluctant toddlers in a warm, reassuring manner that will calm nerves and ease tension for both the baby and parents. * Includes tips on making the bathroom kid-friendly * Explains what factors can confuse toddlers and keep them from succeeding at toilet training * Helps parents design a step-by-step plan, use praise, and find incentives that work

Runner s World How to Make Yourself Poop

quantify how many runners get hurt every year. Studies suggest the number is
somewhere between 19 and 79 percent—not helpful.2 If you fear you may be ...

Author: Meghan Kita

Publisher: Rodale Books

ISBN: 1635651840

Category: Sports & Recreation

Page: 272

View: 519

Every runner knows how important it is to prevent an unfortunate bathroom accident midrun. This book can show you how. For any runner who wants a quick, easy reference guide to every running issue under the sun, look no further. With tips on training, nutrition, gear, motivation, health, and racing, Runner’s World How to Make Yourself Poop is essential reading for runners who want to improve their performance. From “The Best Way to Tie Your Shoes” to “9 Tactics for Busting Out of a Running Rut” and everything in between, these short, easy-to-use tips from reliable experts are the perfect gift for any runner in your life.

Unicorns and Rainbow Poop

Like he doesn't hurt you or anything?” he asked after he swallowed the berry.
Adam blinked in confusion at Dane, then said, “No. Why would you think he'd hurt
me?” “I don't think he'd do it on purpose. But doesn't sex hurt?” “If it hurts, then ...

Author: Lissa Kasey

Publisher: Lissa Kasey


Category: Fiction

Page: 290

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Dane Karlson survived a traumatic childhood by joining a boy band and making himself famous. Only the band has fallen apart and he’s taken a real tumble through a glass table, putting himself in the hospital. On the verge of losing a battle with an eating disorder and a body dysmorphic disorder, Dane calls the only person he believes he has left to trust, former bandmate Tommy Foster. Unsure how to help, Tommy enlists the help of his new friend Bas Axelrod. Bas is eager to escape high school life and the constant cruelty of his classmates for being out and flamboyantly gay. His parents are suing him for the inheritance his dear departed gran left him, his younger brother takes sport in bullying him, and Bas can’t help but remember one horrible night that almost ended his life. But Bas finds strength in supporting his friends, and guiding others toward a more positive path. So when Tommy calls, Bas answers. Together Bas and Dane build a relationship of understanding, self-acceptance, and hope. Will their new friendship hold up when a girl goes missing and the entire community is looking for someone to blame?

Ice Cream Poop Making the Best of a Stupid Existence

Yea, but people usually don't get hurt at an amusement park, Hank. This socalled
amusement ... But it hurts! Well, that's what pain does. That's what it's supposed to
do. But it doesn't last forever. But why does it even exist? Because it makes ...

Author: Philobabblist Extraordinaire Alexander T. Newport

Publisher: Lulu Press, Inc

ISBN: 1447614089

Category: Self-Help


View: 328

Ice Cream & Poop (Making the Best of a Stupid Existence) is a down-to-earth, easy-to-read, self-help book for searchers & seekers who are fed up with philosophies & religions that revere ugly paradigms involving gods, karma, hell, afterdeath judgments, and spiritual improvement. It offers realistic advice and peculiar ideas for those who suffer from anxiety, bad moods, depression, disappointment, guilt, shame, hateful thoughts & fantasies, and violent outbursts. In short, it's a self-help book for "bad" people who want to make their peace with the fact that they are not goody-goodies---and never will be.

The Portable Pediatrician for Parents

For some reason , the baby , infant , toddler , or child decides that pooping is an
unpleasant , undesirable activity . The reasons can be legion : o The stool is big
or hard and is difficult or actually hurts to pass . Why ? Our nutritional lifestyle .

Author: Laura Nathanson

Publisher: Harper Perennial

ISBN: 9780062715623

Category: Child development

Page: 502

View: 440

A month-by-month guide to your child's physical and behavioral development from birth to age five.

How to Set Limits

Does your child hold stool — and has he always — and why ? Is he afraid to
poop because it hurts ? Maybe he once had an accident and was teased .
Examine his diet - see if it's rich in binders ( dairy foods and starch ) and weak in
grains or ...

Author: Elizabeth C. Vinton

Publisher: McGraw-Hill


Category: Family & Relationships

Page: 258

View: 345

Explains how to maintain control of children by providing rules and regulations for behavior and enforcing them

Until It Hurts

Don ' t be such a poop , little green man , " I yelled . “ Have some champagne on
me . ” I waved vaguely around the control room , forgetting we didn ' t have any
champagne . “ It looks like you guys already drank a truckload . " Ike had found ...

Author: Polly Whitney

Publisher: Worldwide Library

ISBN: 9780373262724

Category: Fiction

Page: 301

View: 187

When basketball idol the Big Chill is murdered during the big game, ex-spouses Ike and Abby must delve into the realm of athletics, where jealousy and greed are motives, to discover a killer before they become the next victims. Reprint.

Bound by the law by Helen Wesch

It ' s all here in my heart , if I don ' t , an ' it hurts me . ... A sudden shout , the
murmuring of voices , followed quickly by a drenching wave that broke over the
poop , giving those who were near the stern a complete bath , diverted Edith ' s
and the ...

Author: mrs. D M F. Walker





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Handbook of Clinical Interviewing With Children

Help him stay enthusiastic about the work he has been assigned . Does this
seem like a plan you both will be able to follow ? M : I tried to tell my mom that it
really hurts when I have to go poop and I get worried about her telling me to go
do it .

Author: Michel Hersen

Publisher: SAGE Publications, Incorporated


Category: Psychology

Page: 484

View: 447

The Handbook of Clinical interviewing with Children presents a combination of theory and practice plus concern with diagnostic entities for readers who work, or one day will work, with children (and their parents and teachers) in clinical settings.

London Society

On the poop , mutual warmth - saving myself from surrounded by our colonel and
some falling down the gaping ... the poop and making his way to the swearing
savagely at the hurts and foot of the foremast , whence his voice bruises they had






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London Society

On the poop , mutual warmth - saving myself from surrounded by our colonel and
some falling down the gaping ... the poop and making his way to the swearing
savagely at the hurts and foot of the foremast , whence his voice bruises they had

Author: James Hogg



Category: English literature


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Potty Training For Dummies

They offer expert advice on how to: Choose the right time Use a doll to help model behavior Say the right things the right way Reinforce success with praise and rewards Switch to training pants Get support from relatives Cope with special ...

Author: Diane Stafford

Publisher: John Wiley & Sons

ISBN: 1118069722

Category: Family & Relationships

Page: 264

View: 305

If you could remember your own potty training, you’d probably recall a time filled with anxiety and glee, frustration and a sense of accomplishment, triumphal joy and shamed remorse. You’d remember wanting so much to make mommy and daddy happy, and at the same time to make them pay for being so darned unreasonable. And you’d recall feeling incredibly grown up once you got it right. Maybe if we could remember our own potty training, it wouldn’t be so tough when it came our turn to be the trainers. But as it is, most of us feel like we can use all the expert advice and guidance we can get. Potty Training For Dummies is your total guide to the mother of all toddler challenges. Packed with painless solutions and lots of stress-reducing humor, it helps you help your little pooper make a smooth and trauma-free transition from diapers to potty. You’ll discover how to: Read the signs that your tot is ready Motivate your toddler to want to give up diapers Kick off potty training on the right foot Foster a team approach Deal with setbacks and pee and poop pranks Make potty training a loving game rather than a maddening ordeal Mother and daughter team, Diane Stafford and Jennifer Shoquist, MD separate potty-training fact from fiction and tell you what to expect, what equipment you’ll need, and how to set the stage for the big event. They offer expert advice on how to: Choose the right time Use a doll to help model behavior Say the right things the right way Reinforce success with praise and rewards Switch to training pants Get support from relatives Cope with special cases Train kids with disabilities And they offer this guarantee: “If your child is still in diapers when he makes the football team or gets her college degree, you can send him or her off to us for a weekend remedial course—and ask for a refund of the cost of this book.”


It hurts . I ' ve got indigestion . I ' m gassy . I ' m going to poop . • I have pooped . • I
need to be burped . • I ' m tired . • I ' m stressed - you ' re quarreling . . I don ' t like
it when you ' re tired , tense , and cross . Interpreting the meaning See yourself ...

Author: Jan Faull

Publisher: Barrons Educational Series Incorporated

ISBN: 9780764132247

Category: Family & Relationships

Page: 256

View: 197

Whether they are bringing home their first baby or adding a new member to a growing family, parents can find sound advice on babies in this resource that covers such topics as bathing an infant, coping with crying, establishing feeding and sleeping schedules, and keeping sane in the face of these many new responsibilities.

The Georgia Review

It hurts me to type the word . It shouldn't be typed ! There are editorial conventions
. You could ... Now I must worry about my daughter reading your literary journal .
What if she stops saying poop or poop - snakes , and starts saying the word c ...




Category: American literature


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Draw in Your Stool

At least , we're painted " He turned his eyes to the stern of his own vessel , over
the well where the backs of the rowers moved rhythmically . High above him , on
the poop , rose It hurts my a gaunt arm with tackle . It was the arm A Girl of Gaul ...

Author: Oliver Onions




Page: 320

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