OK Let s Do Your Stupid Idea

These essays are a delight' MARK O'CONNELL, author of To Be a Machine 'Goosebumps! Guffaws! It's got it all. I love this book' DOIREANN NÍ GHRÍOFA 'This book is truly gorgeous and deserves to be read' EITHNE SHORTALL

Author: Patrick Freyne

Publisher: Penguin UK

ISBN: 0241988195

Category: Literary Collections

Page: 224

View: 447

'Funny, smart, soulful and sometimes devastating, this book shows life in all its shades. It made me laugh and cry.' Emilie Pine, author of Notes to Self 'Hilariously, painfully, Freynefully brilliant' Joseph O'Connor Patrick Freyne has tried a lot of stupid ideas in his life. Now, in his scintillating debut, he is here to tell you about them: like the time (aged 5) he opened a gate and let a horse out of its field, just to see what would happen; or the time (aged 19) he jumped out of a plane for charity, even though he didn't much care about the charity and was sure he'd end up dead; or the time (aged old enough to know better) he used a magazine as a funnel for fuel when the petrol cap on his band's van broke. He has also learned a few things: about the power of group song; about the beauty of physically caring for another human being; about childlessness; about losing friends far too young. Life as seen through the eyes of Patrick Freyne is stranger, funnier and a lot more interesting than life as we generally know it. Like David Sedaris or Nora Ephron, he creates an environment all his own - fundamentally comic, sometimes moving, always deeply humane. OK, Let's Do Your Stupid Idea is a joyous reading experience from an instantly essential new writer. 'Patrick Freyne is a comic genius' Marian Keyes 'Clever, lovely and great, great fun' Roddy Doyle 'Patrick Freyne has a distinct and enviable gift for story-telling, guiding the reader into the tardis of his brilliant brain; from music and families to society and loss. Full of humour and tenderness, this book is an absolute JOY' Sinéad Gleeson, author of Constellations 'Patrick Freyne is a writer of rare humour, depth, and humanity. These essays are a delight' Mark O'Connell, author of To Be a Machine

Daydreams of a Country Boy

“What dumb thing do you have in mind?” asked Mike. ... “Kick me the next time
Punky comes up with a stupid idea.” “We'll pull ... “OK, let's do it.” Gary and Mike
drove into town at a normal speed. They didn't want to attract any attention to
them.

Author: Thomas McDonald

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

ISBN: 1465387943

Category: Fiction

Page: 236

View: 332

Mike was a country boy with a dream. He wanted a car, a job, and a girlfriend. He got the car and a job, but the girlfriend turned into a nightmare. Mike finally got a girlfriend, but the school bully put him down. His girlfriend left him. So he decided not to get mad, but to get even. The way he got even was a blast. Mike was going to a country school. You had to have a car or ~ou were dead in the water with the girls. Mikes luck turned bad. If he didn't have bad luck, he wouldn't have any luck at all. After a bad storm destroyed their home, they moved to a small town. Mike ran with the guys and got in a lot of trouble. He finally made out with a girl. Turned out she was a fifty dollar a "night call girl from Houston and showed him the ropes about making love. Mike made out with other girls after that. Then Mike met Linda Carson. Linda was a rich rancher's daughter. They moved from Oklahoma to Texas and bought a large horse ranch. Mr. Carson hired Mike after he saved his horse's life. Mike was good with horses. Linda liked Mike, but he was an old country boy. Mrs. Carson wanted Linda to go out with the rich boys. Linda was confused at what she wanted. Would true love win out?

Boundless Saga of Love

Let me count...Well it is sixteen stations.” “No if we count from Tollygunje then it
comes to seventeen stations.” “Why are we ... Now for God sake, do not argue
with me on this point. Or else I will not agree to your stupid idea.” “Ok...ok madam.

Author: Debanjalee Sen,

Publisher: Sristhi Publishers & Distributors

ISBN: 9380349645

Category: Fiction

Page: 224

View: 348

Debanjalee Sen, also known as Debu to some Friends was born in summer of 1985. People start writing by chance or by choice but she started writing by accident which resulted into " K 2 K - The [K] Konnection ", her first novel. But this accidental result turned her life from a Biotech Professional to a Full Time Writer. Currently she pursues Freelance Content writing as her profession and Creative Writing as her obsession. Already with 2 Novels (including this book), few poems and few short stories in kitty, her passion is currently guiding her to write more novels and short stories for her upcoming publications.

Yesterday Today How about tomorrow

Ruth: “In your dreams! . . . You know ... I don't want to hear any of your stupid
ideas. And what do you mean that this is not the right time yet?” Gino: “Relax ... (I
looked away from him and crossed my arms) Gino (grinning): “Okay, okay. . .
calm down. You'll be fine. ... Ruth: “I'll do my very best not to let that happen. Don't
mess ...

Author: Beverly Cailao

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

ISBN: 9781465353962

Category: Fiction

Page: 125

View: 246

Ruth was betrayed by the man whom she thought would be her night and shining armor. She had expected too much, loved too much and more willing to forgive if only Gino would come back. For her, Gino is her life, her everything. Until somebody came into her life, who is willing to love her and to be with her for the rest of his life. Rainier is Gino’s brother and she cannot believe that somebody like Rainier would fight for her even to the toughest situation. Will it be easy for Rainier to compete with his elder sibling, Gino, just to be with the girl he loves?

Warren Pease

If something goes wrong in someone else's life, don't offer them any kind words.
In fact ... Here, try it. For example: Warren, how did the party go last night?” “Not
very well, thanks to your stupid idea.” “Good. ... Alright, let's just practice, shall we
?

Author: Matthew Ives

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

ISBN: 1462822177

Category: Fiction

Page: 292

View: 282

Warren Pease is a comic novel about a twenty-something graduate student in history who also plays guitar in a bad rock and roll band. The book is full of hijinx and swear words, but has no sex scenes to speak of. There is lots of drinking, several scenes involving cross-dressing and more cussing. If you think your parents would object to the bad language, do not ask them to buy you this book. I mention this mainly for the benefit of my students who may be tempted to purchase their teacher’s book. I don’t want to be accused, like Socrates, of corrupting the youth…

Dares Go Last

The girls all let out another shriek. “You come one step closer, mister, and I swear
I'll smash your brains into Jell-O!” Dahlia screamed threateningly. ... “I came out
here to see if there was really anyone stupid enough to try an' take the Grussen
dare on Halloween. ... “And it's a good thing we did too. Jip, you alright?” “Jip,”
Bucks giggled in a phony high-pitched effeminate voice, “Oh, Jip! ... “It was your
stupid idea to come to this creepy joint in the first place,” Michael scoffed angrily. “
Oh ...

Author: Don Michael Shannon

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

ISBN: 1453552006

Category: Fiction

Page: 256

View: 890

Every region, every city, every neighborhood has its haunted house. But no area has an edifice like the Grussen Place. The Grussen Place was built almost a century ago in a swampy region across the Mississippi River miles from the nearest village of Westwego. It was built on a land that was inhabited by an indigenous people that dwelt there ages before the Native Americans settled the region, a region they soon enough vacated, leaving it to its cryptic secrets. Dark rituals were held on that site, making it an unholy ground. Nobody knew about the evil that still hovered over that area until doctor Arthur Grussen, a reclusive physician who had a secret of his own he didnt wish to share, built his opulent home there at the turn of the century. Nobody ever found out exactly what had happened to the Grussens. Legend has it that one of the children disappeared on a Halloween, followed by the wife and another child. Eventually the house was left alone, abandoned on the accursed plot of ground where it withered and decayed for decades. As time and progress moved forward, civilization rediscovered the Grussen Place with a tragic death that occurred as a result of a Halloween dare over thirty years ago. Now the legend of the Halloween dare is widely known in areas stretching all the way to the other side of the river and into New Orleans. Jip is a likeable thirteen year old kid whose biggest weakness is his determination to be accepted by his peers and Darren is a rather unlikable seventeen year old who tauntingly relates the legend and the dare to Jip. Being basically a sensible, and somewhat scary, kid, Jip scoffs at the invitation at first; but fears of his friends labeling him a coward, and other developments, eventually goad Jip into taking the most dangerous step of his life. He decides to take Darren up, with some rather interesting conditions and terms, on a dare to visit the Grussen Place, at an hour near midnight, on Halloween. It is a dare he will soon discover he should have never, ever made! The full fury of the horror that lives on that land and the legend itself comes to life, unfolding in this tale. By the end of this story many questions about what exactly happened at the Grussen Place are answered, and many new ones are raisednever to be answered. Go ahead and read on, but do it alone, at night, in a dark room with the only light being just enough illumination for reading the book. Go ahead! I dare you!

The Adventures of Chris and Tom S Grandpa

Then we could check out the cave without having to deal with them landing on
our heads so much.” “Ok, let's try it.” They get ... “Ok Tom.” “I got a Bic lighter.” “
Here, light the torch and let's go back, and this time, stay with me so the bats won'
t land on our heads.” “Good idea Chris.” They walk ... The stink is terrible.” “Here
you ...

Author: JDS Goldrush

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

ISBN: 9781462896615

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 49

View: 257

I wrote this with my Grandfather's heartfelt stories of the last century, then my imagination finished it, for people who like to follow a good story about treasure hunting. It also tells of the sucesses and failures that can lead someone to achieving the good things in life, just by trying hard. I hope you enjoy reading these books. They are rated G, for "Great reading for all ages". May they bring a smile to your face.

Rudolf Nureyev

'Let's do something which is right for your age and you will bring the house down.
... You can't carry on dancing Swan Lake – it's ridiculous.' 'OK. When we do this?'
Flindt began trying to sell the idea of the ballet to different companies, but ...

Author: Julie Kavanagh

Publisher: Penguin UK

ISBN: 0141912138

Category: Biography & Autobiography

Page: 848

View: 414

NOW A MAJOR FILM BY RALPH FIENNES, THE WHITE CROW 'A gripping account of an extraordinary life' Daily Telegraph Born on a train in Stalin's Russia, Rudolf Nureyev was ballet's first pop icon. No other dancer of our time has generated the same excitement - both on and off stage. Nureyev's achievements and conquests became legendary: he rose out of Tatar peasant poverty to become the Kirov's thrilling maverick star; slept with his beloved mentor's wife; defected to the West in 1961; sparked Rudimania across the globe; established the most rhapsodic partnership in dance history with the middle-aged Margot Fonteyn; reinvented male technique; gatecrashed modern dance; moulded new stars; and staged Russia's unknown ballet masterpieces in the West. He and his life were simply astonishing. 'Magnificent, a triumph. Captures every facet of this extraordinary man' Mail on Sunday 'The definitive study of a man who, in his combination of aesthetic grace and psychological grime, can truly be called a sacred monster' Observer 'Undoubtedly the definitive biography' Sunday Telegraph

Your Two Year Old

Terrible or Tender Louise Bates Ames. If, for example, your child doesn't like to
get dressed, try to avoid big arguments about whether he will or will not allow you
to put his clothes on him. ... Instead, if it must be later, say something like “OK, we'
ll do that, but first let's do this or that. ... You can do this by leaving the scene,
taking him away from the scene, or introducing some entirely new object or idea.

Author: Louise Bates Ames

Publisher: Dell

ISBN: 0307813398

Category: Family & Relationships

Page: 160

View: 418

Are two-year-olds really so terrible, or does the world have a slightly skewed view of this sometimes difficult, sometimes adorable lot? Drs. Ames and Ilg, recognized worldwide as authorities on child behavior and development, offer parents practical advice and enlightening psychological insights on children this age. What are two-year-old girls and boys thinking and feeling? How do they see others around them? With humor and compassion, the authors describe the general characteristics of these complex toddlers: their physical growth trends, their emotional and psychological maturation. Also included are insights into how two-year-olds behave with family and other children, and advice on how to handle them, as well as tings to avoid. Included in this book: • A two-year-old’s view of the world—and himself • Bath and dressing routines • Sex differences • Stories from real life • A list of age-appropriate toys and books • A bibliography for parents “Louise Bates Ames and her colleagues synthesize a lifetime of observation of children, consultation, and discussion with parents. These books will help parents to better understand their children and will guide them through the fascinating and sometimes trying experiences of modern parenthood.”—Donald J. Cohen, M.D., Director, Yale Child Study Center, Irving B. Harris Professor of Child Psychiatry, Pediatrics, and Psychology, Yale School of Medicine

Crossing the Line

How did she get away with it, climbing over the fence in full view of McCluskey's
office and sitting by the burn all lunchtime? ... This position was incredibly
uncomfortable, but I couldn't recover; I'd just have to let my spine sag and endure
it. ... Never, I thought, never, never, never take Shuggie's ridiculous ideas
seriously. Ever again. 'I don't want your stupid apology. ... OK.' I was waiting for
her to tell me to eff off. I knew she would, eventually, and that I ought to leave
before that final ...

Author: Gillian Philip

Publisher: A&C Black

ISBN: 1408818922

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 288

View: 284

Nick Geddes's life is a mess. His sister's boyfriend was killed in a school stabbing. His grandmother is decending into a world of her own, his mother has a 'god-slot' on local radio, and his father is drinking way too much. But that is nothing, because he is also crazy in love with Orla, the sister of the boy who has been killed, and she blames Nick! How can Nick make sense of this chaos, and look after his sister, and hopefully get lucky with Orla?

The McAtrix Derided

It shouldn't have happened. All right? Happy? I'm sorry. OK?' He paused, then
added, in the sort of voice people reserve for bitter asides: 'Your stupid
vanishymouthy routine had me a bit rattled, that's all.' 'Let's not forget that this was
your idea.

Author: Robertski Brothers

Publisher: Hachette UK

ISBN: 0575101067

Category: Fiction

Page: 304

View: 893

Are you looking for Nemo, or are you looking for no-one? Gordon (or 'Nemo' as he's known in a variety of internet chatrooms) finds himself rudely awakened to the reality of his mundane existence. It turns out that far from being a workaday Database Coordinator, he is the inadvertent slave of Evil Machine Intelligences(TM) who are keeping his body sealed in a virtual-reality pod whilst distracting his mind with an elaborate virtual world. He, like the bulk of humanity(but not you, because you're reading this book which is about this world being a virtual world and how could that happen?), is trapped in the McAtrix. But his awakener, the leader of the human resistance (the virile though small-framed Smurpheus) wants to do more than just free Nemo from this illusion. He thinks Nemo may be special. He thinks that Nemo just might be the No One, the nonentity whose ego is so insignificant it can confront the celebrity-obsessed McAtrix on its own terms and bring it down.

Signs of Success Dale Rector Gives 100 to the World of Real Estate

"Back then, you didn't have contracts with your broker. ... "We were all set up for
business, so after dinner I explained this great idea. There was dead silence.
People — little by little, one by one — said, 'OK, Dale, let's try this stupid idea, but
if ...

Author: Steve Tripp

Publisher:

ISBN: 9780964569805

Category:

Page:

View: 196


The Victim Donor

“God, were we stupid. ... “That's a great idea, Johnny,” said Cheryl. ... “OK. Let's
all put on our coats and go outside,” Cheryl said sweetly. Outside, it was chilly,
although none of the Harrises noticed. ... Try, instead,tomake each other feel
better.

Author: Ken Corre

Publisher: iUniverse

ISBN: 1935278088

Category: Fiction

Page: 240

View: 505

Stockbroker John Harris III is living the American dream with Cheryl, his physician wife and college sweetheart. With four young children, a house in the mountains of Utah, and a mutual deep love for each other, their lives seem idyllic ... until Harris is suddenly the victim of a gruesome kidnapping one morning on his way to work. Local police and the FBI make little headway on the case until, to everyone's surprise, Harris turns up alone and comatose in a motel room several states away. He is in perfect health except for a missing kidney-the result of a rogue surgery performed by a world-class talent. As urban legend becomes suburban reality, the family is left to wonder why the kidnappers chose Harris as their victim donor and why he was allowed to survive. Harris and his family are about to learn the horrifying answers as a surgeon's scalpel leads them to the truth. ..".A feast, a cauldron of action, adventure, intrigue, conspiracy, plotting, international shenanigans and hanky-panky from one individual person's travail to a situation that engulfs the entire world in its stress and dread and impact." Professor Richard Walter, Chairman of Screenwriting, UCLA Film School

Stick it reader in your butt it is where the freedom is

Does he wants to demonstrate that he is better, in a degree that he may have a
right 'to kill' or 'to save' or gift and an Own right to evaluate how much person ...
Also, if you do not tell person that he is cheating or lying, it means you like to take
a part in it and agree that it is OK It is two completely different things – to ... I love
you and you will not let me be like this. ... Well, this was a stupid idea to write
about.

Author: Iryna Shevchenko

Publisher: Lulu.com

ISBN: 1300169729

Category:

Page:

View: 232


Punch

said it ivas a stupid idea to bring honey. Worst in Show Winner ... As Beginners'
Night it proves not only a let-down for the opera itself, but also poses the
questions: is the nation's major opera house the place for tyros to learn their trade
? ... a Mystery Play, one skirting risibly close to "OK! Kids! Let's do the show right
here in the bam! ... spacious enough to completely swamp your round- toed
Blocka Boots.

Author: Mark Lemon

Publisher:

ISBN:

Category: English wit and humor

Page:

View: 493


You Think You Know But You Have No Idea

What are you going to do Doug?” Look my ... “Ok I will tell you, just let me try to
call him again, hopefully he will answer this time.” Ok you go ... Dre I'm so sorry
about what happened and never expected Jay to do that dumb shit; I don't know
why he did it because like I told you before, it's over between us now. ... Ifyou get
the chance please call me and at least let me know you're ok, I miss you baby,
bye.

Author: Toccara S. Burrell-James

Publisher: First Edition Design Pub.

ISBN: 1622876148

Category: Fiction

Page: 162

View: 693

Candi Thomas is a 26 year old working woman and College student who is currently studying to obtain her Master's Degree in Business, with a Minor in Criminal Justice. When her friend's actions and her outside life threaten to be revealed to her family, she is willing to go to any limits to keep this from happening. See she's a good girl in her family's eyes, and she's more than determined to stop bad things about her from making it to them, especially her mother and sister. She has two best friends, Monae (Mo) and Zanae (Nae) who are the two who know about the wild and crazy life Candi is living. They are the only two who Candi can trust, or are they? Candi and her two besties share all their secrets with each other, but only time will reveal the truth about them. Candi meets this great guy named, Dre which made it a lot easier for her to get over her lying, cheating ex-boyfriend Jay. But is Dre really who he says he is? When things starts to be revealed about Candi will she be able to handle them? Will Candi be able to control the situation? Or will her outside life finally come back to haunt her and her Mother and sister finally find out the truth?

Healing Your Grieving Heart for Teens

The idea is the higher the balance in your PBA, the happier you'll be. Since you'
re in ... It's OK to make withdrawals once in a while; we all repress our feelings or
do stupid things sometimes. ... You need to let others be there for you right now.

Author: Alan D. Wolfelt

Publisher: Companion Press

ISBN: 1879651238

Category: Family & Relationships

Page: 128

View: 386

With sensitivity and insight, this series offers suggestions for healing activities that can help survivors learn to express their grief and mourn naturally. Acknowledging that death is a painful, ongoing part of life, they explain how people need to slow down, turn inward, embrace their feelings of loss, and seek and accept support when a loved one dies. Each book, geared for mourning adults, teens, or children, provides ideas and action-oriented tips that teach the basic principles of grief and healing. These ideas and activities are aimed at reducing the confusion, anxiety, and huge personal void so that the living can begin their lives again. Included in the books for teens and kids are age-appropriate activities that teach younger people that their thoughts are not only normal but necessary.

The Mighty Miss Malone

Our deal was that if I was going to do anything that wasn't about school or books
or studying, stuff he calls “regular living," I'd ask him for his advice. ... I would've
told him that popping up in front of us with this pie for dessert was a terrible idea.

Author: Christopher Paul Curtis

Publisher: Wendy Lamb Books

ISBN: 0375897364

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 320

View: 147

In the Newbery Medal and Coretta Scott King Award–winning Bud, Not Buddy, Bud met a girl named Deza Malone in a Hooverville. This is her story. “We are a family on a journey to a place called wonderful" is the motto of Deza Malone's family. Deza is the smartest girl in her class in Gary, Indiana, singled out by teachers for a special path in life. But the Great Depression has hit Gary hard, and there are no jobs for black men. When her beloved father leaves to find work, Deza, Mother, and her older brother Jimmie go in search of him, and end up in a Hooverville outside Flint, Michigan. Jimmie's beautiful voice inspires him to leave the camp to be a performer, while Deza and Mother find a new home, and cling to the hope that they will find Father. The twists and turns of their story reveal the devastation of the Depression and prove that Deza truly is the Mighty Miss Malone. “Witty and moving.” —The Wall Street Journal “The fluidity of the writing, the strong sense of place and time combined with well-drawn characters will captivate and delight. . . . a fitting literary companion to Bud Caldwell.” —Kirkus Reviews, Starred “Curtis threads important bits of African-American history throughout the narrative. . . . Some readers will feel they are due a bit of happiness; others will be struck by how little has changed in 75 years for the nation’s have-nots.” —Publishers Weekly, Starred From the Hardcover edition.

The Boy I Loved Before

'OK, we'll have to assume it's just us then.' There was a ... 'Ignoring the
pointlessness of that just for a moment,' said Olly, 'what are we going to do? I
mean ... 'You're right – stupid idea. ... Just let it happen and try and get the best
from it. Well ...

Author: Jenny Colgan

Publisher: St. Martin's Press

ISBN: 1466819421

Category: Fiction

Page: 320

View: 615

While attending her best friend Sashy's wedding, Flora Scurrison realizes that this monotonous, nine-to-five, cookie-cutter life is exactly what's in store for her. While it might be okay for Sashy, it's certainly not what she envisioned for herself when she was sixteen. So when her boyfriend proposes to her during the reception, Flora makes a wish to go back and do it all over again. The next morning she wakes up to find that she has been given the ultimate second chance--she's sixteen again. As Flora navigates school, first loves--new and old--and discovers what it really means to make adult choices, will she stay in her new body or try and find her way home?--in Jenny Colgan's The Boy I Loved Before.

Ruth

“Maybe it was just some stupid idea of mine,” he thinks, caressing his wife's hair,
unable to help himself. “I feel the ... Let me get used to this solution you're
proposing. Give me a few months to think it over and decide.” “Do you mean that
you're willing to consider leaving?” “For you, I ... “O.K. Let's go to the beach. But
first, let's ...

Author: Josefina Leyva

Publisher:

ISBN:

Category: Christian fiction

Page: 176

View: 656