Poo Poo Bum Bum Wee Wee

Steven Cowell. “Pooweepoo, bum bum, wee,” I sing my toilet song. wee wee,” I sing it all day long! “Poo poo, bum bum, СС.

Author: Steven Cowell

Publisher: Penguin UK

ISBN: 0241473101

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 32

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Poo poo, bum bum, wee wee - I sing my toilet song. Poo poo, bum bum, wee wee - I sing it all day long! Encourage toddlers and young children to use the toilet confidently with this hilarious rhyming picture book! Featuring bright, friendly illustrations and a very catchy rhyme, this fun picture book has been written in consultation with parents to break down all the stages of using the toilet into easy steps, from how to wipe to handwashing. This book will help take the stress and worry out of toilet training, as children can sing the song and learn to use the toilet without fear or fuss!

Charlie and Halley Break the Story

“Poo, poo, poo ... Bum, bum, bum.” “Now, now, you can't start a story with poos and bums,” said Charlie. Halley giggled and stuck her tongue out at Charlie. “Then when can I say 'poo' and 'bum'?” “Well, you can say poo when you want to ...

Author: R. K. Keandrick

Publisher: R. K. Keandrick


Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 172

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Being a big brother isn't easy for Charlie, especially when his sister Halley likes to say poo as much as she does. To make matters worse, the writer of their story is out of ideas. Faced with spending eternity in an unfinished story they convince the Writer to help them go on an adventure spanning time, space, and imagination. With dinosaur petting, getting lost in space, a wild west bank robbery to investigate and an incredibly useful jellybean gun, the kids have no shortage of trouble to get into and out of. And at every step, the Writer is on hand, making changes and trying their hardest to keep things on track. What emerges is a story that's funny, silly, and full of heart.

Play Therapy with Abused Children

These gorillas touch each others ' private parts , touch and eat poo , smear poo on the walls , and do mushy , pushy , fushy poo , show their boobs , their tits , their willy . Ann says ' Shove off you old poo bums or I'll smack your ...

Author: Ann Cattanach

Publisher: Jessica Kingsley Publishers

ISBN: 9781853021930

Category: Psychology

Page: 159

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This book explores the uses of play therapy with abused children as a way of helping them to heal their distress and make sense of their experiences by expanding their own creativity in play.

Baby Boom

Bum poo. BUM POOOOOO . . .” 'That, my friend, is the magical reality of motherhood. All the other shit you read about with actual sleep and floating about in fucking kaftans is total bollocks designed to LIE to prospective parents in ...

Author: Helen Wallen

Publisher: Hachette UK

ISBN: 1473661722

Category: Fiction

Page: 448

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**Frank and hilarious fiction from award-winning, potty-mouthed blogger, toddler-survivor and baby-producer, 'Just a Normal Mummy'** ********* No one said the journey to motherhood was easy . . . Increased face-girth, back acne and gagging every time she's in the presence of vegetables isn't quite the beautiful start Emily had planned for her unborn baby . . . Molly's unexpected pregnancy somehow turns her boyfriend into the poncy-vegan-nut-milk-enforcer, but she breezes it, as she breezes everything. (Including still being able to eat avocados much to Emily's annoyance.) Liz quickly realises if she's to move her life on, she needs to get rid of the married man she's in love with - especially now she's realised he's been hiding more than his wedding ring . . . It's a story about becoming parents, but most of all it's a story about love, laughter and chatting to your best friends about your fanny on WhatsApp. 'Perfect for new mums, soon-to-be-mums - and dads!' Soap Magazine


WANNA POO (Sung like Abba's 'Waterloo') Oh my, My sphincter's got what is known as a fissure, Ooh, argh, ... I can't because my bum's so sore, Wanna poo... couldn't release it if I wanted to, Wanna poo... but it's hurting, ...

Author: 'Rock Rampant'

Publisher: Lulu.com

ISBN: 1291957278



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The Cracks that Let the Light In

Later, I sit on the sofa and suggest we read the new book: Poo Bum by Stephanie Blake. Ben is next to me in his chair, Max sits on the sofa on the other side and Molly fidgets around on my lap as I start the story about a rabbit who can ...

Author: Jessica Moxham

Publisher: Hachette UK

ISBN: 1913068420

Category: Self-Help

Page: 288

View: 718

'A powerful, moving and inspiring story - it opens up a whole new world of understanding.' Esther Freud 'This is wonderful. I urge you to read it. It is life enhancing and I defy you not to fall in love with Ben!' Natasha Poliszczuk, Books Editor, You Magazine 'An honest and unflinching account of Jessica's journey as the mother of a child born with complex needs. Essential reading... and a source of solace for those who may find themselves on a similar path' Leah Hazard, author of Hard Pushed: A Midwife's Story 'Jessica's beautiful words gave me a deeper understanding about embracing disability. I am inspired and will be recommending this book to parents as a testament to following your parenting instincts.' Arabella Carter-Johnson, author of Iris Grace 'A courageous, heartrending story of grief, love and ultimately hope.' The Sun, 5 star review *** Jessica Moxham thought she was prepared for the experience of motherhood. Armed with advice from friends and family, parenting books and antenatal classes, she felt ready. After giving birth, she found herself facing a different, more uncertain reality. Her son, Ben, was fighting to stay alive. When Jessica could finally take him home from hospital, the challenges were far from over. In this hopeful memoir, Jessica shares her journey in raising Ben. His disability means he will never be able to move or communicate without assistance. Jessica has to learn how to feed Ben when he can't eat, wrestle with red tape to secure his education and defend his basic rights in the face of discrimination. As Ben begins to thrive, alongside his two younger siblings, Jessica finds that caring for a child with unique needs teaches her about appreciating difference and doing things your own way. This uplifting story is about the power of family love, finding inner strength and, above all, hope.

No Good Deed

Craig laughed. 'Yes, I know,' Alan said. 'Craig's just borrowing it. He forgot his. Say hello.' 'Hello.' Then, to Alan, 'You're a poo-bum.' 'Sophie ...' but she was already shrieking with laughter at her own wit. 'Right, let's go.

Author: John Niven

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 1473507065

Category: Fiction

Page: 304

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***Now available for preorder: KILL 'EM ALL, the stunning sequel to KILL YOUR FRIENDS*** The viciously funny novel by John Niven, bestselling author of Kill Your Friends and Straight White Male. What do you do when a homeless man knows your name? How about when he turns out to be a friend you haven’t seen in twenty years? Do you treat him to a hot meal and see him on his way? Give him a wad of middle-class guilt money? Or take him in and get him back on his feet? For Alan, there’s no question – only natural that he’d want to see his old mate Craig off the streets, even if only for a few nights, and into some clean clothes. But what if the successful life you’ve made for yourself – good job, happy marriage, lovely kids, grand Victorian house (you did well out of the property boom, thank you very much) – is one that that your old pal would quite like to have too? Even if it means taking it from you? Following the divergent lives of two childhood friends, No Good Deed is a funny and painful examination of friendship, the strange currents of ambition, loathing, pity and affection that flow between people over the decades, and of men getting older as they fail and succeed.

Churchill Plays 2

Poo bum! DEB. Shut up, Shona. NELL. What you doing there? BECKY. Watching you, so what? NELL. Come out and watch me close up then. DEB. Can I ask you something? NELL. What? DEB. Have you got — have you got — ? NELL. What? They giggle.

Author: Caryl Churchill

Publisher: A&C Black

ISBN: 1408177498

Category: Drama

Page: 320

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Softcops renders the philosophy of Foucault as a music-hall turn and Victorian freakshow "theatre and history combine to give such intelligent fun" (TLS); Top Girls brings five great and less-than-great women from history together for a dinner party and "has a combination of directness and complexity which keeps you both emotionally and intellectually alert" (Sunday Times); Fen scrutinises the lives of the low-paid women potato pickers of the fens (in Eastern England) and "the playwright pins down her poetic subject matter in dialogue of impressive vigour and economy" (Financial Times) while Serious Money is a satirical study of the effects of the Big Bang - "Pure genius...the first play about the city to capture the authentic atmosphere of the place." (Daily Telegraph)

Slugs and snails and puppy dogs tails

POO,. BUM,. WILLY. Humour. When I went to look around our current house with a view to buying it, I was greeted at the door by a very excited eight-year-old boy, shortly followed by his mother and sister. They went to our church, ...

Author: Carolyn Edwards

Publisher: Inter-Varsity Press

ISBN: 1844748251

Category: Religion

Page: 192

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'We have such a problem with our boys,' ..is a common refrain in many churches. The probability, though, is that boys are not actually the problem, rather our attitude to them; our ideas of what a boy really is and what he needs in order to connect with God. Over the last few years, boys have been perceived to have been under-achieving at school, a problem in our society, and disengaged from our churches. It is Carolyn Edwards' heartfelt conviction that this is because we are not meeting boy' spiritual needs. Her experience is that boys are willing to engage in the struggle to make themselves heard and seen as they really are: full of energy, fun, feeling and spirituality. In this intensely creative and practical book, Carolyn provides ten ways that boys would willingly connect with God, given the opportunity. Prompts and practical ideas help readers apply her findings to the boys they know and work with. Commendations: 'Men often dismiss Church as irrelevant because we fail to connect with them. To correct this trend we need to start by looking at boys who grow up to be men. Boys are spiritual beings - but much of organised Christianity fails to understand what makes them tick. Carolyn Edwards has undertaken some thoughtful research and come up with insightful and practical suggestions of ways to reconnect with boys. She is a practitioner and that shows as throughout the book as ideas come across as tested and tried. As the parents of four lively boys who are now grown men, we commend this book as extremely helpful and packed with good suggestions. As teachers involved in training people for leadership, we commend it as essential reading for any who are serious about engaging in the Mission of God.' Ian and Ruth Coffey 'An important contribution to the issue of boys spirituality, taking it from theoretical research, which she is well qualified to offer, to well grounded practical application, based on her many years of experience as a children's worker. Boys especially need their advocates at the present time. Carolyn Edwards offers them another supporting voice.' Ian White, Programme Leader; Children's and Youth Ministry courses, Cliff College

The Story Cure

SEE ALSO: celebrity, wanting to be a • different, feeling • praise, seeking swearing Poo Bum STEPHANIE BLAKE The BFG ROALD DAHL, ILLUSTRATED BY QUENTIN BLAKE The Maze Runner JAMES DASHNER Bad words hold great fascination for kids – not ...

Author: Susan Elderkin

Publisher: Canongate Books

ISBN: 1782115285

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 352

View: 614

The stories that shape our children's lives are too important to be left to chance. With The Story Cure, bibliotherapists Ella Berthoud and Susan Elderkin have put together the perfect manual for grown-ups who want to initiate young readers into one of life's greatest pleasures. There's a remedy for every hiccup and heartache, whether it's between the covers of a picture book, a pop-up book, or a YA novel. You'll find old favourites like The Borrowers and The Secret Garden alongside modern soon-to-be classics by Michael Morpurgo, Malorie Blackman and Frank Cottrell-Boyce, as well as helpful lists of the right reads to fuel any obsession - from dogs or dinosaurs, space or spies. Wise and witty, The Story Cure will help any small person you know through the trials and tribulations of growing up, and help you fill their bookshelves with adventure, insight and a lifetime of fun.