Thou Shalt Not Whine The Eleventh Commandment

Whiners come in all shapes, sizes, and ages. January reveals the top ten whines from all age groups and shows you how to deal with them using cures that work. Thou Shalt Not Whine is guaranteed to make you laugh at yourself and others.



ISBN: 9780825305795

Category: Humor

Page: 192

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It's not just you. Anyone who goes shopping, watches TV, or has children knows there is a world-wide epidemic of whining that is out of control!January Jones surveyed a wide cross-section of people to find out why they whine and what they whine about. She used this information to write Thou Shalt Not Whine, a humorous look at why people whine and how to cure it. Whiners come in all shapes, sizes, and ages. January reveals the top ten whines from all age groups and shows you how to deal with them using cures that work. Thou Shalt Not Whine is guaranteed to make you laugh at yourself and others.

The Princess Journal A 365 day Devotional Challenging Women to Settle for Nothing Less Than God s Best

I must have inherited this from my mom, who considered it the eleventh commandment and wrote it in calligraphy: “Thou Shalt Not Whine.” I explained to him how when he whines, he will be expected to transfer a quarter from his “save” ...

Author: Sarah Holland


ISBN: 1794801693

Category: Religion

Page: 386

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This book is a Christian, daily devotional challenging women of all ages to settle for nothing less than God's best for them.

Weight Loss Italian Style

“As a full-time 'whine expert' and occasional 'wine expert,' I highly recommend Weight Loss, Italian Style! It is the perfect solution for anyone who whines ... January Jones, author of Thou Shalt Not Whine ... The Eleventh Commandment.

Author: Jill Hendrickson

Publisher: Morgan James Publishing

ISBN: 161448421X

Category: Health & Fitness

Page: 174

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Travel writer Jill Hendrickson has found the most exciting destination ever—slenderness and passionate living! You'll find it in "Weight Loss, Italian Style! Ditch the Diet, Pass the Pasta, and Drop the Pounds FOREVER." Join Jill on a food-filled adventure to the Tuscan Isle of Elba, where she learns that the secret to staying slim forever has nothing to do with counting calories or cutting carbs. You'll learn the fundamental lifestyle differences that explain Italians' exceptional health and America's obesity epidemic; why diets are doomed to fail, and how to replace them with your own version of La Dolce Vita; the truth about pasta! Contrary to popular diet advice, it can actually help you to achieve your weight loss goals. Now the Italian secret can be your secret! Enjoy your own Renaissance as a sensual, slimmed down being by grabbing your copy of "Weight Loss, Italian Style!" They don't call it La Dolce Vita for nothing!

The Grace Goes with the Chair

It simply read: “Thou Shalt Not Whine.” I called it the eleventh commandment. I tried to obey it, and I asked my staff to do the same. It's not any fun to be around someone who constantly whines about pretty much everything unpleasant ...

Author: Stu Johnson

Publisher: Charisma Media

ISBN: 1621360687

Category: Religion

Page: 192

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If God puts you into a position, His grace goes with the job!

Feminism The Ugly Truth

A treatment for the low-serotonin society (London: Arrow). Jones, January (2008), Thou Shalt Not Whine: The Eleventh Commandment (Beaufort Books). Kelly, Irene (2015), Sins of the Mother (Pan). Langford, Nick (2014), An Exercise ...

Author: Mike Buchanan

Publisher: LPS publishing

ISBN: 095716887X

Category: Political Science

Page: 434

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Extracts from Erin Pizzey's Foreword: ‘Mike Buchanan is a very brave man. I've known other men who've tried to draw the public's attention to the damage done by the radical feminist movement. Many lost their jobs and none of them were able to find a publisher for their books. Men have been thrown out of their own houses and unjustly accused of domestic violence towards their partners, and some of sexually abusing their children. The legitimate interests of men in Western society are being systematically assaulted by radical feminists and this book goes a long way to providing the evidence. Men are starting to campaign more effectively for their interests, though they have a long way to go before they halt the tide of radical feminist influence, let alone start to reverse it. Feminists can also expect more challenging from another quarter. An increasing number of women are summoning up the courage to openly criticise them. This shouldn't surprise us, given that the vast majority of women don't share the radical feminists' political ideology. With every year that passes more women become aware of the damage man-hating and family-hating radical feminists wreak on society in general, and women's interests in particular. These women are becoming more vocal, and their number is on the rise... How much more damage will feminists be allowed to wreak before they're more widely recognised as the evil women they are?' This book provides long-awaited answers to over 50 of the most challenging questions in the modern era including: 1. Are you a misogynist if you only hate feminists? 2. What is feminism in the modern era? 3. How do radical feminists view the world? 4. Are feminists less intelligent than normal women? 5. Are feminists less attractive than normal women? 6. Do feminists suffer from PPS (Permanent Premenstrual Syndrome)? 7. Why do feminists deny the different natures of men and women? 8. Why must taxpayers stop financing Women's Studies and Gender Studies courses? 9. What are the big fat feminist fantasies, lies, delusions and myths? 10. Are feminists delusional? Is the pope a Catholic? Do bears crap in woods? 11. How are feminists killing men and women? 12. Are some feminists (e.g. Tracey Emin) a pain in the arts? The book contains an appendix of quotations and ends with a sample chapter titled ‘Would you like to have sex with my wife?' from Mike Buchanan's international bestseller ‘Two Men in a Car (a businessman, a chauffeur, and their holidays in France)'. It also contains the plate section from the book (16 photographs).

2015 General Election Manifesto

Jones, January (2008), Thou Shalt Not Whine: The Eleventh Commandment (Beaufort Books). Langford, Nick (2014), An Exercise in Utter Futility: whatever happened to family justice? (Nick Langford). Lloyd, Peter (2014), Stand by Your ...

Author: Mike Buchanan

Publisher: LPS Publishing

ISBN: 0957168845

Category: Political Science

Page: 80

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The human rights of men and boys in the United Kingdom have been increasingly assaulted by the state's actions and inactions for over 30 years, as they have across much of the developed world. Justice for men & boys (and the women who love them) is the only political party in the English-speaking world campaigning for the human rights of men and boys, including the right of all children to enjoy good access to both parents following family breakdowns, and the restoration of fatherhood and strong families. The British state has become ever more hostile towards men and boys, although the state is largely funded by men, through income tax receipts. Men collectively pay 72%, and women 28%, of the income taxes collected by the state. In 2011/12 British men paid £68 billion - £68,000,000,000 - more income tax than women, yet the state disadvantages men and boys in many areas, usually to advantage women and girls. There are no areas in which the state disadvantages women and girls. A state which is hostile towards half its citizens also affects women who are mothers of boys, or who are men's partners, relatives, colleagues, friends or acquaintances. In the case of abortion, foetal alcohol syndrome, and fatherlessness, girls (including those yet unborn) are also assaulted by the actions and inactions of the state. The result is both inevitable and predictable - an ever more dysfunctional society, with increasing alienation of the sexes. In this manifesto we provide details of the state's disadvantaging of men and boys in 20 areas, and we make proposals in each of them. The areas are presented in a broadly chronological order: Abortion Foetal alcohol syndrome Genital mutilation Fatherlessness, restoring strong families Education Employment Access to children after family breakdowns Domestic violence Sexual abuse Armed Forces veterans' mental health issues Homelessness Suicide Criminal justice system Paternity fraud Anonymity for suspected sexual offenders Divorce Health Political representation State interference in company director appointments Expectation of retirement years The social engineering programmes which seek equality of gender outcomes are having an increasingly damaging impact on British society, and the Conservative-led coalition is no less keen on driving those programmes than the preceding Labour administrations. We have a vision of Britain as a nation that doesn't disadvantage half its citizens. A society in which men and women have equal opportunities but are able to make their own choices in life, without state intervention to advantage one sex over the other. It's said that under the 'first past the post' system, votes for parties other than the major parties are wasted, but voting is the only mechanism democracy affords citizens to seriously challenge politicians who embrace the all-pervading anti-male ideology which has dictated the state's policy directions for over 30 years. The major parties are institutionally committed to advantaging women and girls at the expense of men and boys, regardless of the consequences, as we recognized after engaging in parliamentary inquiries which demonstrated that the government simply doesn't respond to rational arguments against anti-male policy directions. The only choice for citizens concerned about the state's assaults on the human rights of men and boys is to vote - and to vote for J4MB. In the short to medium term, our challenge is to improve public understanding about the state's assaults on the human rights of men and boys. We do that in various ways, including the use of social media. Our television and radio appearances may be found on our YouTube channel. Our longer term strategy, however, is to develop our party to the point that we can field many candidates in general elections, in marginal constituencies, where the major parties are vulnerable. They will then have no choice but to take heed of the voices we represent, engage with us, and seek to appease them by modifying their policies, and their direction of travel. At the 2015 general election we'll be fielding three candidates in adjacent constituencies near Nottingham where, in 2010, MPs were elected with very slim majorities: - I'll be standing in Ashfield, where Gloria De Piero retained the seat for Labour with 192 more votes than a Liberal Democrat candidate. She's the Shadow Minister for Women & Equalities. - Ian Young, formerly a victim of domestic violence, will be standing against a Conservative, Mark Spencer, in Sherwood. Ian lives in the constituency, in Hucknall. - Ray Barry, leader of the campaign group Real Fathers for Justice, will be standing against another Conservative, Anna Soubry, in Broxtowe. I should like to take this opportunity to thank all the men and women who have supported J4MB since its launch in February 2013, including those who have contributed to this manifesto. We've gone to considerable lengths to ensure that all the information we present is factually correct. If you should find any mistakes, or you believe any of the content to be misleading, please draw this to our attention. If you feel able to support J4MB in any way, please contact us. I invite you to make a donation, which will support our campaigning. Nobody associated with J4MB has ever drawn any personal income from donations, and we don't expect that to change in the foreseeable future, if ever. Thank you for your support, and for seeking justice for men and boys (and the women who love them).

Well Duh

take down forty , fifty commandments if you'd put them all on paper . GOD : Like to , but you haven't invented paper ... GOD : Moses , already you're forgetting the eleventh commandment : Thou shalt not whine . MOSES : Right , right .

Author: Bob Fenster

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

ISBN: 9780740741760

Category: Humor

Page: 336

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In a world of bumbling idiots, stupidity is a growth industry. One smart strategy is to laugh at it all with this outrageous collection of hilarious tales about the stupid things people do in every field of human activity. Bob Fenster has combed the world of the intellectually challenged searching for tales of stupidity to entertain us with ... and he's hit the jackpot with Well, Duh! Our Stupid World, and Welcome to It. Consider these examples: When McDonald's opened its first franchise in Russia, the American bosses insisted that the Russian counter help smile at the customers. Russian customers were outraged at the McGreeting, insulted, and ready to fight -- because in Russia smiling at strangers means you are making fun of them. How did Mickey D solve the problem? They hired official Smile Explainers to shout into bullhorns at customers in line: "When you reach the counter, you will be smiled at. This does not mean we are making fun of you." What does a parent with a big ego do when his kid's shelf piles up with soccer trophies, Little League trophies, and swim trophies? According to a woman who runs a California trophy-making business, the proud dad (proud of himself, anyway) orders her to make up some old-looking trophies with his name on them so he can regain household bragging rights. Book jacket.

Highway to Hope

Maybe the sign in my office needs to be the eleventh commandment: Thou shalt not whine! Christians have no need to fear death because according to Psalm twenty- three they will only pass through the valley of the shadow of death, ...

Author: Alan Ogden

Publisher: Xulon Press

ISBN: 1602664129

Category: Suffering

Page: 216

View: 282

When it comes to the issue of suffering, we cannot run away from suffering nor do we want to get caught up in its devastating path, so the goal must be to deal with it in an effective manner. Dr. Ogden presents the hope that we need to preserve and live life in a way that honors God and encourages others."--Dr. George D. Miller III, president, Davis College. (Christian)

Man Walks Into a Bar

... thrown over you from a great height. ✸ If you ain't makin' waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough! ✸ The eleventh commandment: thou shalt not whine! ✸ If no one ever disagrees with you, you're either very clever or you're the boss.

Author: Stephen Arnott

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 1646043642

Category: Humor

Page: 456

View: 434

Be the life of the party with this ridiculous and definitely-not-for-kids joke book. Includes knock-knock-jokes, one-liners, puns, and more hilarious jokes. Do you want to be the person who keeps friends, family, and coworkers laughing with a new joke every day? Packed full of thousands of jokes and alphabetically organized into hundreds of topics from accountants to zebras, this book offers you a massive collection of over-the-top jokes that will have everyone laughing out loud. Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He finally decided to stick it out for one more year! A dog with three legs walks into a Wild West bar and says, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.” The police have reported the theft of a shipment of filing cabinets, document folders and labeling machines—it’s believed to have been the work of organized crime

Live and Learn and Pass It On Volume III

People ages 7 to 92 Share What They've Discovered About Life, Love, and Other Good Stuff Jackson Brown. I 've learned that there should be an Eleventh CommandmentThou shalt not whine. — Age 62 I've learned that the biggest regrets in ...

Author: Jackson Brown

Publisher: Thomas Nelson Inc

ISBN: 1418572179

Category: Self-Help

Page: 400

View: 340

"What has life taught you? Would you share it with me?" With these two simple questions, H. Jackson Brown, Jr. celebrates the intrinsic human need to make connections through shared insight and experiences. In this third-volume of his New York Times best-selling series, Brown offers more of the sincere wisdom and humorous observations that he has collected from people of all ages. I've learned that a hug from my husband sends his strength into my body. - Age 39 I've learned that when you begin to ask yourself if it's your fault, it usually is. - Age 20 I've learned that we are judged by what we finish, not by what we start. - Age 62 I've learned that you should never walk on ice with your hands in your pockets. - Age 12 I've learned that there is a big difference between two cloves of garlic and two bulbs of garlic. - Age 37 I've learned that you should never let your four-year-old brother cut your hair. - Age 11